JCC Are you a fellow threadkiller?

that's up to you. maybe you want to check if there are any sample contracts online.

 

I found one that involves writing your name backwards in what appears to be red ink.

 

yeah i've heard of those.

how come you've never used it? i'm not sure i'll be able to return it in mint condition.

 

Well, couldn't find a use for it, so I saved it for a rainy day.

Or a Porsche.

 

well, i'm not so sure it's worth a porsche. maybe if we put ours together... oh but i forget you don't compromise

 

Oh. Bugger.

 

ha!

 

Maybe.... if we work together....

You can have it every second weekend?

 

pff... ya think i'm cheap or something?!

 

So.... time share thingy then?

 

i are an independent wimmens, i need not share!

 

<jumps on Segway>

It's just.... not the same.

 

too much too soon?

 

Nnnnnoo-ooo. I think we both deserve the very best. At once!

 

yeah, i guess... i ain't no sharer tho...

ya think anyone's reading what we say here?

 

I am.

 

[is good boy] [/is good boy]

 

damn the interwebs! always being watched!

 

Don't worry, darth_frared. They'll never take you alive.

 

i'm not sure that's so reassuring!

 

When it's you against the world, I have no doubt about the outcome.

 

i will be assimilated into the collective?

 

Oh.

8 days later.

Just found out you posted.

Um.

Yes to your question?

 

in the meantime i've grown a beard and founded a new religion!