JCC Are you a fellow threadkiller?

yeah i thought you were bulk-buying to save money

 

you,sir, are cheap.

 

Well, my understanding of the poor is that they own their own cows and churn their own butter. I'm keeping mine.

 

i think it is safe to freeze...

sory, where were we with this conversation?

 

Not sure now. I had thought if I didn't reply for another week, neither of you would notice.

 

yeah let's just pretend we have never met and start afresh. this will avoid embarrassment, which is crucial in our business.

however, i would like to go on record by saying that i are NOT a sir.

 

I were the cheap sir he were saying to, ma'am.

<tips hat>

How do?

 

fahn.

i believe we haven't met?

 

Indeed. I'm a hansome billionaire.

And yourself fair lady?

 

What's a thread killer?

 

First post in the thread explains all.

Do you suffer the same shame and embarrassment that I do when you post a reply and no one posts after you? If so, you are a threadkiller. If your wondering what the signs and symptoms are, please read the following carefully:

Do you feel the desire to reply when you really have nothing to add?

Do you post with great sarcasm and wit only to be ignored?

Do you anxiously refresh to see if anyone has followed up on what you wrote?

There are many other symptoms of this grave disorder. Do you know any? Please respond with your knowledge so that others can avoid this terrible fate.

Ah. Memories.

 

i am an heiress i kill threads for a hobby.

 

I see no need in murdering petty threads. I prefer to slaughter forums.

Translation: I've never killed a thread before, but I have posted new topics that I thought were awesome and no one ever responded.

 

megalomania!

 

Maybe not. If you could get a rough estimate of when we change forums, we could knock off the entire board.

 

through the sheer power of our unpopularity?

 

Well, y'know.

Fingers crossed.

Yeah.

 

it takes a special person to be unpopular

 

Can we do it though? Are we that sad?

 

we are angry! we need validation!

more that sort of thing.

 

Well, ya did quite well there.

 

i vin i vin!

 

So has anyone ever killed the threadkiller thread? When? And How so? And how was it revived?

 

Damn Ruskie!

This threads like a vampire. You put it down, then some horny teenager come along and....

Wait, that doesn't work.

This threads like a slow moving serial killer. You can shoot it, knife it, but it keeps coming back.

That works better.

 

undead. one of the sexier undead threads. it still has all its teeth.