JCC Are YOU a lady? Are you?

everton have you ever considered starting a doo wop group called "cris berry and the evertones"? i really think you should do this. you could have matching fanny packs and synchronized dance moves. it would be the best.

 

You're quite right, we had no well heeled Brits migrate here. Absolutely.

And yes, when you were colonies. The good times, before you rose up in grubby and proletarian form and embraced nonsense.

I mean, did you even have schools were sir could give you a dickieback ride?

 

tim: yes that would be great.

Punk: that's the idea.

 

You are honestly surprised that a magazine whose target demographic has more than one set of riding breeches might be somewhat antiquated in areas of gender equality?

I'm sorry that your expectations had a nasty collision with reality. Please let me where I might send flowers to demonstrate my commitment to your recovery.

 

I'd rather appreciate the tone of the list and of the magazine and giggle at the sanctimonious reactions on here, thx. Flowers would be lovely, though.

EDIT: Of course I'm aware.

 

If the chance of there being more than a half dozen gentlemen on this forum was critically low, the chance of there being even one lady was even lower. Most of the what the list offers - not all, prematurely angry feminists, just most - are simply common sense and savoir faire. Good breeding. The benefits of a bit of Public schooling.

All the things the JC lacks in spades.

EDIT: Flowers are on their way.

 

I don't understand it - I was a delightfully handsome young student yet was never rogered at school. Sir never found cause to discipline me so.

 

I don't think American schools have the same system, Punk. To their detriment.

It did emerge that my school had allegations of abuse over a number of years, including when I was there. My botty wasn't even given a second glance. I think I am offended.

Almost as offended as people reading this thread, I imagine.

 

So you're not an Old Boy?

 

Everton loved this. Until he noticed the laugh track.

 

Diggles, you're ruining it by feigning indignation. Look what living Over There has done to you.

 

By all means, please provide quotes of this indignation.

 

Alright, settle.

 

is this when call everyone a ****, and disappear, swearing never to return, only to return a few months later?

I'm just trying to gauge the correct level of indignation.

 

You. Thankful not to be an old boy?

 

I starred in a well-regarded Korean film made in 2003.

 

Yes, you know how the film was named after the concept? That.

Iello, not only are royalty counted among the old boys of my school, but some American politician too. What a thing!

 

I knew I should have ended with

/drop mic