JCC Are you a neckbeard?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Emperor_Billy_Bob, Jun 28, 2013.

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Are you a neckbeard?

I wear a neckbeard and a fedora. 2 vote(s) 15.4%
I do not wear hats or scraggly facial hair. 7 vote(s) 53.8%
I wear a neckbeard, fedora, am an atheist, and play EVE Online 2 vote(s) 15.4%
I do not wear a neckbeard or a fedora, but I do play EVE Online 0 vote(s) 0.0%
I was a neckbeard until this post made me look at myself in a whole new light. Now...seppuku. 2 vote(s) 15.4%
  1. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    You should know if you are.

    And you should stop.
  2. Debo Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 5
  3. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    I have almost none of the traditional neckbeard traits.
  4. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    Just looking at your posts in the God Exists thread shows you are full neckbeard status.
    Last edited by Lord Vivec, Jun 28, 2013
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  5. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 8
    SLG does this better.
    Lord Vivec likes this.
  6. EmpireForever Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2004
    star 8
  7. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    True. It is the neckbeard on the inside that you cannot shave.
  8. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

    Game Host
    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2000
    star 10
    There are no acceptable options to vote for.
  9. MrZAP Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2007
    star 5
    Maybe you should start wearing a fedora?
    Last edited by MrZAP, Jun 28, 2013
  10. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    EBB when did you discover r/cringe?
  11. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    What is that? I assume it is some sort of reddit site. I am not a redditor, but whatevs.
  12. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 7
    neckbeards, as a concept, far predate reddit. i daresay they were first plucked from the ether by somethingawful
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  13. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    Even before our first ancestors climbed out of the sea, neckbeards waited.
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  14. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 7
    yeah it was probably 4chan, now that you mention it
    Last edited by Rogue_Ten, Jun 28, 2013
  15. Darth Guy Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2002
    star 10
    I'm more of a stubble.
  16. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    Most people know of neckbeards from reddit.
  17. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

    Game Host
    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2000
    star 10
    Are you sure about that?
  18. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    There's Neckbeards like you, tunick, the normal kind. And then there's the fedora sprouting, friend zoned, 'nice guys' neckbeards. We're talking about the latter.
    Adam of Nuchtern likes this.
  19. Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 2, 2012
    star 4
  20. Darth Guy Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2002
    star 10
    1. Be attractive.
    2. Don't be unattractive.

    Friendzoned.
  21. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    Since the first razor was hewn from rocks, there has never been anything normal about neckbeards.
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  22. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 7
  23. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

    Game Host
    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2000
    star 10
    I get the feeling that if I was reddit, I would have already known that.
  24. EmpireForever Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2004
    star 8
    I've been to reddit. I can't believe those people are the originators of anything.
  25. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    So Brave.