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Discussion in 'Community' started by Emperor_Billy_Bob, Jun 28, 2013.

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Are you a neckbeard?

  1. I wear a neckbeard and a fedora.

    15.4%
  2. I do not wear hats or scraggly facial hair.

    53.8%
  3. I wear a neckbeard, fedora, am an atheist, and play EVE Online

    15.4%
  4. I do not wear a neckbeard or a fedora, but I do play EVE Online

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. I was a neckbeard until this post made me look at myself in a whole new light. Now...seppuku.

    15.4%
  1. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    You should know if you are.

    And you should stop.
     
  2. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sep 27, 2001
    Are you?
     
  3. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    I have almost none of the traditional neckbeard traits.
     
  4. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    Apr 17, 2006
    Just looking at your posts in the God Exists thread shows you are full neckbeard status.
     
    Ender_Sai likes this.
  5. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    SLG does this better.
     
    Lord Vivec likes this.
  6. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    I'm a nice guy.
     
    Darth Guy likes this.
  7. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    True. It is the neckbeard on the inside that you cannot shave.
     
  8. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    There are no acceptable options to vote for.
     
  9. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 2, 2007
    Maybe you should start wearing a fedora?
     
  10. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    Apr 17, 2006
    EBB when did you discover r/cringe?
     
  11. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    What is that? I assume it is some sort of reddit site. I am not a redditor, but whatevs.
     
  12. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    Aug 18, 2002
    neckbeards, as a concept, far predate reddit. i daresay they were first plucked from the ether by somethingawful
     
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  13. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Even before our first ancestors climbed out of the sea, neckbeards waited.
     
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  14. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    Aug 18, 2002
    yeah it was probably 4chan, now that you mention it
     
  15. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    I'm more of a stubble.
     
  16. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    Apr 17, 2006
    Most people know of neckbeards from reddit.
     
  17. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Are you sure about that?
     
  18. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    Apr 17, 2006
    There's Neckbeards like you, tunick, the normal kind. And then there's the fedora sprouting, friend zoned, 'nice guys' neckbeards. We're talking about the latter.
     
    Adam of Nuchtern likes this.
  19. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  20. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    1. Be attractive.
    2. Don't be unattractive.

    Friendzoned.
     
  21. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Since the first razor was hewn from rocks, there has never been anything normal about neckbeards.
     
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  22. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    Aug 18, 2002
  23. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    I get the feeling that if I was reddit, I would have already known that.
     
  24. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    I've been to reddit. I can't believe those people are the originators of anything.
     
  25. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    Apr 17, 2006
    So Brave.