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JCC Are you a neckbeard?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Emperor_Billy_Bob, Jun 28, 2013.

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Are you a neckbeard?

  1. I wear a neckbeard and a fedora.

    15.4%
  2. I do not wear hats or scraggly facial hair.

    53.8%
  3. I wear a neckbeard, fedora, am an atheist, and play EVE Online

    15.4%
  4. I do not wear a neckbeard or a fedora, but I do play EVE Online

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  5. I was a neckbeard until this post made me look at myself in a whole new light. Now...seppuku.

    15.4%
  1. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    If I had a neckbeard I'd probably look like Harry Knowles with bald, thinning hair, so it's probably good I don't have one.
     
  2. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    This post made me legit sad.
     
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  3. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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  4. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    awesome
     
  5. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    [​IMG]

    Harry Knowles is the uberneckbeard. Has there ever been a less appealing human being?
     
  6. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    On a scale of 0 to so, how brave is this thread?
     
  7. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I don't...wha?
     
  8. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    he's mad because he cant grow a beard and he wears fedoras
     
  9. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Now that you mention it, he did try to pretend that there was an acceptable level of neckbeardery earlier in the thread.
     
  10. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Jedi Master star 4

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    Didn't he once post a picture that showed him wearing a fedora?
     
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  11. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    No...nooooo! One of THEM has been infiltrating this thread from the beginning!
     
  12. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    Aug 18, 2002

    yes im not making this shizz up
     
  13. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    So is the whole "So brave" thing a way of passive-aggressively undermining our critique of his lifestyle?
     
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  14. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    You ask the question, but don't have it as an option.

    I may have been a neckbeard.
     
  15. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    Apr 17, 2006
    Fedoras can be taken off.

    But Rogue Ten is forever.
     
  16. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    and its absolutely glorious
     
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  17. JangoMike

    JangoMike Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 13, 2003
    I actually really love my Fedora hats, but I don't have a neckbeard .... that native american blood mixed with other* really messed me up when it comes to body hair.....
     
  18. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    If you're going to put an asterisk after other you should have a footnote or something.
     
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  19. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Classic neckbeard
     
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  20. JangoMike

    JangoMike Jedi Master star 4

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    It was actually a play on government forms you have to fill out where said options are Black, White, Hispanic Other_____
     
  21. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    Hispanic is usually not presented in the same category as Black, White, etc.
     
  22. JangoMike

    JangoMike Jedi Master star 4

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    You remind me of my nephew who just likes to argue and disagree. Cute. Have a good one.
     
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  23. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Damn.
     
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  24. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    [​IMG]
     
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  25. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Unless you are beating seven kinds of **** out of Nazis, you cannot wear a fedora. It's just not ok.

    I'm not even starting on neckbeards.