JCC Are you a neckbeard?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Emperor_Billy_Bob, Jun 28, 2013.

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Are you a neckbeard?

I wear a neckbeard and a fedora. 2 vote(s) 15.4%
I do not wear hats or scraggly facial hair. 7 vote(s) 53.8%
I wear a neckbeard, fedora, am an atheist, and play EVE Online 2 vote(s) 15.4%
I do not wear a neckbeard or a fedora, but I do play EVE Online 0 vote(s) 0.0%
I was a neckbeard until this post made me look at myself in a whole new light. Now...seppuku. 2 vote(s) 15.4%
  1. DantheJedi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2009
    star 5
    If I had a neckbeard I'd probably look like Harry Knowles with bald, thinning hair, so it's probably good I don't have one.
  2. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    This post made me legit sad.
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  3. tom Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
  4. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 6
  5. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    [IMG]

    Harry Knowles is the uberneckbeard. Has there ever been a less appealing human being?
  6. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    On a scale of 0 to so, how brave is this thread?
  7. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    I don't...wha?
  8. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 6
    he's mad because he cant grow a beard and he wears fedoras
  9. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    Now that you mention it, he did try to pretend that there was an acceptable level of neckbeardery earlier in the thread.
  10. Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 2, 2012
    star 4
    Didn't he once post a picture that showed him wearing a fedora?
    Last edited by Adam of Nuchtern, Jun 30, 2013
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  11. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    No...nooooo! One of THEM has been infiltrating this thread from the beginning!
  12. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 6

    yes im not making this shizz up
  13. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    So is the whole "So brave" thing a way of passive-aggressively undermining our critique of his lifestyle?
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  14. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jul 7, 2000
    star 9
    You ask the question, but don't have it as an option.

    I may have been a neckbeard.
  15. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    Fedoras can be taken off.

    But Rogue Ten is forever.
  16. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 6
    and its absolutely glorious
    Last edited by Rogue_Ten, Jun 30, 2013
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  17. JangoMike Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 13, 2003
    star 4
    I actually really love my Fedora hats, but I don't have a neckbeard .... that native american blood mixed with other* really messed me up when it comes to body hair.....
  18. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    If you're going to put an asterisk after other you should have a footnote or something.
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  19. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    Classic neckbeard
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  20. JangoMike Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 13, 2003
    star 4

    It was actually a play on government forms you have to fill out where said options are Black, White, Hispanic Other_____
  21. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    Hispanic is usually not presented in the same category as Black, White, etc.
  22. JangoMike Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 13, 2003
    star 4
    You remind me of my nephew who just likes to argue and disagree. Cute. Have a good one.
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  23. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    Damn.
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  24. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7

    [IMG]
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  25. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 8
    Unless you are beating seven kinds of **** out of Nazis, you cannot wear a fedora. It's just not ok.

    I'm not even starting on neckbeards.