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JCC Are you a neckbeard?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Emperor_Billy_Bob, Jun 28, 2013.

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Are you a neckbeard?

  1. I wear a neckbeard and a fedora.

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  2. I do not wear hats or scraggly facial hair.

    53.8%
  3. I wear a neckbeard, fedora, am an atheist, and play EVE Online

    15.4%
  4. I do not wear a neckbeard or a fedora, but I do play EVE Online

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  5. I was a neckbeard until this post made me look at myself in a whole new light. Now...seppuku.

    15.4%
  1. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Jedi Master star 4

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    I used to wear a fedora, until I realized it was popular among racist and misogynistic d-bags. Since then it has stayed in my closet.
     
  2. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    can I ask though; is the douchebag factor worn with pride, or ironically, when one dons a Fedora?
     
  4. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Jedi Master star 4

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    Well a great number of them tend to be hipsters, so...
     
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  5. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    i must come out as owning a fedora-like hat. an australian fedora-like hat, no less. i almost never wear it except to swing dance. bought it originally as a hiking hat but decided it was too heavy for that compared to a different brimmed hat i already had
     
  6. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    I actually think fedoras look okay. Not worn, just as hats in general. I wouldn't get one, though, because I'm not a hat person.
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    You mean an Akubra? Not really a fedora. Has a practical use beyond hipster douchewafflery.
     
  8. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    If Don Draper can pull it off then so can I. What do you haters know about anything?
     
  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    That was 50 years ago. Don Draper could also pull of sexual harassment, working from 10-5 every day, functioning alcoholism and sleeping on his couch.
     
  10. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The no. 1 Australian film at the Australian box office is Crocodile Dundee (1986), with earnings of $47,707,045. Crocodile Dundee is also no. 8 on the list of top films from any country, not just Australia.

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  11. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    that was 30 years ago, before wearing no shoes and communing with nature was cool.
     
  12. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    yeah ender. i like it. as i said i bought it for practical uses
     
  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Yeah but you're good people, Rouge. Not like these fedora wearing or neckbearding chumps.
     
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  14. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    why thank you, sir
     
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  15. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    If you are male-model good looking like Jon Hamm, then I give you permission to wear a fedora. Otherwise, no. Hamm would die before being seen with a neckbeard.
     
  16. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Fortunately, as I am a female, it is impossible to have a beard, neck or no. And the last time I wore a fedora was when I was 13 and going through my Blossom phase.
     
  17. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  18. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    What person of means and taste wouldn't die before being seen with a neckbeard?
     
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  19. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I think he's just growing the neckbeard to provide for an emergency eyebrow transplant.
     
  20. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Almost as bad as neckbearery (and overlapping): morbid obesity and long hair.