JCC Are you a neckbeard?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Emperor_Billy_Bob, Jun 28, 2013.

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Are you a neckbeard?

I wear a neckbeard and a fedora. 2 vote(s) 15.4%
I do not wear hats or scraggly facial hair. 7 vote(s) 53.8%
I wear a neckbeard, fedora, am an atheist, and play EVE Online 2 vote(s) 15.4%
I do not wear a neckbeard or a fedora, but I do play EVE Online 0 vote(s) 0.0%
I was a neckbeard until this post made me look at myself in a whole new light. Now...seppuku. 2 vote(s) 15.4%
  1. Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 2, 2012
    star 4
    I used to wear a fedora, until I realized it was popular among racist and misogynistic d-bags. Since then it has stayed in my closet.
    Last edited by Adam of Nuchtern, Jun 30, 2013
  2. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
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  3. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    can I ask though; is the douchebag factor worn with pride, or ironically, when one dons a Fedora?
  4. Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 2, 2012
    star 4
    Well a great number of them tend to be hipsters, so...
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  5. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 7
    i must come out as owning a fedora-like hat. an australian fedora-like hat, no less. i almost never wear it except to swing dance. bought it originally as a hiking hat but decided it was too heavy for that compared to a different brimmed hat i already had
  6. MrZAP Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2007
    star 5
    I actually think fedoras look okay. Not worn, just as hats in general. I wouldn't get one, though, because I'm not a hat person.
  7. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    You mean an Akubra? Not really a fedora. Has a practical use beyond hipster douchewafflery.
  8. EmpireForever Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2004
    star 8
    If Don Draper can pull it off then so can I. What do you haters know about anything?
  9. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    That was 50 years ago. Don Draper could also pull of sexual harassment, working from 10-5 every day, functioning alcoholism and sleeping on his couch.
  10. SuperWatto Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2000
    star 5
    The no. 1 Australian film at the Australian box office is Crocodile Dundee (1986), with earnings of $47,707,045. Crocodile Dundee is also no. 8 on the list of top films from any country, not just Australia.

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  11. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    that was 30 years ago, before wearing no shoes and communing with nature was cool.
  12. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 7
    yeah ender. i like it. as i said i bought it for practical uses
  13. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    Yeah but you're good people, Rouge. Not like these fedora wearing or neckbearding chumps.
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  14. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 7
    why thank you, sir
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  15. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    If you are male-model good looking like Jon Hamm, then I give you permission to wear a fedora. Otherwise, no. Hamm would die before being seen with a neckbeard.
  16. Guinastasia Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 9, 2002
    star 6
    Fortunately, as I am a female, it is impossible to have a beard, neck or no. And the last time I wore a fedora was when I was 13 and going through my Blossom phase.
  17. lexu Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2002
    star 6

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  18. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    What person of means and taste wouldn't die before being seen with a neckbeard?
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  19. Havac Former Moderator

    Member Since:
    Sep 29, 2005
    star 7
    I think he's just growing the neckbeard to provide for an emergency eyebrow transplant.
  20. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    Almost as bad as neckbearery (and overlapping): morbid obesity and long hair.