JCC Are you a psychopath?

I thought this thread would be a nice complement to "Do You Have Sex?" And maybe someone will barge in with a nebulous anecdote about trying psychopathy and it not working out.

Before you answer "yes," take this quiz. It is scientific short. I scored 33%.

You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you act and are generally averse to taking risks. You are very much a ‘people person’ and dislike conflict. ‘Do unto others…’ are your watchwords. But, although you avoid hurting others, those residing at the higher end of the psychopathic spectrum might not be as considerate, so stay vigilant to avoid being hurt unnecessarily.

Wait, wouldn't a psychopath know the "right" answers? I still have a chance!

 

64% but this is bs

 

64%.

 

Hahhaha

Zapdos, what did you possibly do?

27%, and the same description as Even from what I can remember. Didn't exactly read it closely.

 

Hence it being a complement to the sex thread.

 

Same score. Well its obvious I had a psychopath for a roommate. I

 

This is what i got but it was 39%.

 

15%

You people are crazy.

 

I'm a people person?

 

I bet he is a psychopath. Even fooling the test to make everyone look worse then him.

 

people throw around the word too much anyway. "someone was mean to me. friggin psychopath".

my father actually took a real psychopath test on me once without me knowing. the one they use in the prison that he works in. not because he suspected anything but because he wanted to try it out. and i passed the test, of course, so no worries.

 

Yes, my mother had me tested.

 

I got 55%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

 

48%
"Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life."

I can't honestly disagree with any of that description. No idea how that makes me halfway psycho.

 

You need a bit of psychopath in you to be a successful scientist don't you Dr. Strangelove.

 

So does the test consider me a "shrinking violet"? I oughta disembowel the guy who made this test and use his entrails as a noose.

 

Yeah but you're probably too shy for that.

 

If I am one third psycho then what am I two thirds of?

 

"Psycho" is usually short for "psychotic," which is different than "psychopath."

 

I knew that already.