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Phx Argh it be National Talk Like a Pirate Day Mateys! Translator/Glossary AND Quiz!

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Princess_Skywalker_, Sep 5, 2003.

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  1. liquido

    liquido Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Avast! How can ye haf National Pirate Day wit'out the piratical alphabet?

    A (spoken by true Canadian pirates)
    E (spoken by falling pirates)
    I (spoken as an affirmative by pirates)
    O (spoken by injured pirates)
    R (universal response to a pirate who doesn't know what else to say)
    X (the signature of most piratical crews)
    Z (spoken by true Quebecois pirates)

    Learn it, ye mateys. Yuir lives may depend on it someday.
     
  2. Princess_Skywalker_

    Princess_Skywalker_ Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Argh some people need a sense of humor says I. Blasted scurvy land lubbers don appreciate pirate wit when they see it argh! :p
     
  3. Princess_Skywalker_

    Princess_Skywalker_ Jedi Youngling star 4

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    ARGH MATEYS. IT BE OFFICIAL. TODAY BE THE ACTUAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY....ARGHHHHHHHHH!

    Shiver me Timbers!
     
  4. Pirate_BritneySpears

    Pirate_BritneySpears Jedi Youngling

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    argh looks like theres nothin but scurvy land lubbers here today! ye all should be walkin the plank! arghhhhhhhhh!
     
  5. jawajames

    jawajames FF Pacific RSA / Chapter Rep San Diego, CA star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    who ye be callin land lubbers.. i lives by the mother sea, it calls to me...
     
  6. Laser_Pirate

    Laser_Pirate Jedi Youngling

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    Who be you callin' a land lubber, sez I...
    For be you callin' me a land lubber, I sez, I'll have ye be standin' watch with the likes o' Davey Jones... (an' you not be wantin' to stand watch with a dog like him, for he be small, british, and very annoyin'...)

    This be a Public type Laser Pirate Announcement
     
  7. Pirate_BritneySpears

    Pirate_BritneySpears Jedi Youngling

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    argh. where be all the pirates today? you scurvy curs....avast!!!
     
  8. Idiots Array

    Idiots Array Jedi Knight star 5

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    My cutlass hungers fer t'salty taste o' blood 'n the sea. Arrr!
     
  9. Pirate_BritneySpears

    Pirate_BritneySpears Jedi Youngling

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    alright me hearties, then i'll just chop yer head off and push ye overboard ARGH!
     
  10. Commander_Choad

    Commander_Choad Jedi Master star 4

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    SPLOOSH

    This is fun...

    Next?
     
  11. Pirate_BritneySpears

    Pirate_BritneySpears Jedi Youngling

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    i be the head chopper here matey, i be deciding who be next. and it be....YOU!

    swish......thunk.....splash!

    two down, who be next???


    oops i did it again... argh!
     
  12. peglegbob

    peglegbob Jedi Youngling

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    I think you all needt'walk t'plank or off with your leg.
     
  13. Princess_Skywalker_

    Princess_Skywalker_ Jedi Youngling star 4

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    [link=http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html]What be yer inner pirate?[/link]


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    ARGH. be there any doubt...i be a captain!! AVAST!

    You be The Cap'n
    Profile: Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
    You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
     
  14. Commander_Choad

    Commander_Choad Jedi Master star 4

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    heh... me too...

    "Prepare to be boarded!!!"

     
  15. Princess_Skywalker_

    Princess_Skywalker_ Jedi Youngling star 4

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    argh, where be me loyal pirate henchman to throw this "cap'n" in davy jones locker? argh. :p
     
  16. Idiots Array

    Idiots Array Jedi Knight star 5

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    Ye'd all best be votin' for yer [link=http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=13238243]favorite pirate[/link] if ye knows what's good for ya, savvy?
     
  17. Princess_Skywalker_

    Princess_Skywalker_ Jedi Youngling star 4

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    argh, they be having francis drake on there. brings back memories of me childhood. sniff. sniff.
     
  18. Idiots Array

    Idiots Array Jedi Knight star 5

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    Now, I think it's right time I found me a wench...a Jedi Wench. Arrr! ;)
     
  19. Princess_Skywalker_

    Princess_Skywalker_ Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Argh I thought I chopped ye head off and threw ya into davy jones's locker. be ye a cursed pirate? i told ye no good would come of ye aztec gold treasure. argh!
     
  20. Princess_Skywalker_

    Princess_Skywalker_ Jedi Youngling star 4

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    where be all the pirates? they can't be all pirated out after jus one day? scurvy scoundrels. blah. tis a sad day indeed when only but two or three cool pirates there be.

    pirate james needs to get his booty on the boards argh! or i may have to replace him! arghhhhhhhhh! :p ;)
     
  21. Idiots Array

    Idiots Array Jedi Knight star 5

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    Arrr! I've got two words, lass: ya missed. Now, I'm off to find me a wench. Can't be a pirate all my me onesies, savvy?
     
  22. Princess_Skywalker_

    Princess_Skywalker_ Jedi Youngling star 4

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    you can always be a pirate by ye onesies. cap'n jack sparrow didn' need a crew when he sailed his fine vessel into port.....even if it did sink....but thas not the point matey!

    and yeah, ye bes go get ye self a wench, the way ye be mentionin it over and over, me thinks it's been awhiles. :eek:
     
  23. Pirate_BritneySpears

    Pirate_BritneySpears Jedi Youngling

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    i be a singin and dancin pirate all by my onesies now. argh cause i made justin walk the plank!!
     
  24. Pirateme

    Pirateme Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I think ye be walking the plank, lubber!
     
  25. jada_marnew

    jada_marnew Jedi Knight star 5

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    What's Pirate Talk Day without a parrot joke!

    This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings.
    Owner: "Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German."
    Shopper: "And what happens if I pull both the strings?"
    Parrot: "I fall off my perch you fool!!!"
     
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