JCC Arlon adventures something Walgreens very exciting

Discussion in 'Community' started by TheGuardianofArlon, Mar 17, 2011.

  1. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    at Walgreens right down the street.


    :D :D :D
  2. block Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 10, 2004
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    I honestly hope that you get the job.

    Good luck man!!
  3. _dArTh_SoLo Force Ghost

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    As long as you tell them Jesus Christ is their personal lord and savior I think you're set.

    gl
  4. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    This thread has the potential to be golden. Don't let me down, JCC.
  5. Im_just_guessing Jedi Grand Master

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    Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
  6. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    Arlon, if a woman comes into your Walgreens and wants emergency contraception, please give it to her.
  7. DK_Force85 Jedi Master

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    Right down the street? Nice!


    No commute necessary. :cool:
  8. _dArTh_SoLo Force Ghost

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    THIS.
  9. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    And for the sake of the upsell, throw in a box of condoms too. Your bosses will appreciate every last penny. :)
  10. Luna_Nightshade Manager Emeritus

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    Arlon, could you tell me about a time when you had to help a difficult customer? What did you do and why?

    ....Oh, I do not miss having to give interviews. :p
  11. Trika_Kenobi Force Ghost

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    Remember to dress up... a tuxedo is preferable, of course.
  12. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    And your resume needs to be at least 3 pages long, double-sided.
  13. LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Games Mod

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    And be sure to use a 'serious' font like Comic Sans.. :p

    Seriously - good luck!

  14. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Previous Work Experience: Universal Exports, London, England
  15. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Agreed. A tuxedo woud be perfect.
  16. harpua Chosen One

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    They're pulling your leg, Arlol... if you show up in a tuxedo, they will deem you as overqualified. Walgreens is a casual atmosphere - you're better off showing up in levis and a wife beater... your three page (double sided, with comic sans font) resume will speak for itself.

    Tell them you have extensive knowledge about anti fungal cremes and bikini wax... that's important.
  17. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Heck, why not start out by asking for some from the manager who's interviewing you? Tell them that on their payroll, you're not gonna make enough to support a child. They'll love that.
  18. harpua Chosen One

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    If they ask you where you see yourself in five years, it's important that you inform them that the lord jesus christ is coming to send everybody but you to hell before that time, so the question is irrelevant.
  19. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    I don't have a tuxedo.
  20. Luna_Nightshade Manager Emeritus

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    Just please, please do not wear sneakers. Spellcheck your resume, then have someone else spellcheck it. Brush your teeth. Give an adequate handshake. And above all...answer the question. When they ask you, "Tell me about a time..." don't just name a time--describe it! You'll have no problem if you a) describe the situation, b) say what you did, and c) describe the outcome. That's ALL they're looking for.

    Can you tell I've had to participate in a handful of really bad interviews in my day?

    Yeah, there was that one that arrived 30 minutes late, too. That one was awesome.
  21. Spider-Fan Force Ghost

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    Make sure you ridicule all clientele about their objectionable life choices, inform them of the inevitable doom they face and end with a uplifting reminder of the blessings of your lord and savior. Its the only sure way to keep your job among all the lesser beings.
  22. darth_gersh Force Ghost

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    A shave and a cut should help.
  23. Jedi_Johnson Force Ghost

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    Wait, I can go buy condoms from Arlon now?
  24. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Hey, film that in black and white and BAM he'd be the next Kevin Smith.
  25. Katana_Geldar Force Ghost

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    Isn't it Shave and a Haircut? [face_dancing]