how long does it take to check if a bill is fake? like 5 seconds? why didn't you check them all? you know arlon, there is no try...

 

Arlon did check them all. It was a sign from god telling Arlon to steal Walgreens' money.

 

My only thought of how it got by is when I got really busy and had a whole bunch of customers at once. Other than that I have no idea how it got through.

 

I posted your name in a different thread and now here you are. This place is like some sort of satanic summoner.

 

It doesn't make any sense to check for counterfeits after the sale. What can be done about it after the sale? You should be checking every time at the time of the sale.

 

A fake FIFTY got through you? Wow. I'm guessing it was an old-style one because it's almost impossible to make a remotely convincing counterfeit of the newer-style bills. Do you get so many $50's... at Walgreens... that one escapes your attention?

 

you know, the best way to check for fake bills is to tear them in half. if you hear a metallic ringing within the tearing sound, then the bill is real. also, look at the torn edges. are they dark red in color? if so, the bill is real.

 

there is a final test if those things fail. everyone knows that every fifty dollar bill has been used at one point to snort cocaine and still carries trace amounts of the drug. so if all other tests fail you have to inhale the bill through your nose. if you then feel high on cocaine the bill is real! don't worry you can pull it back out through your mouth, unless it gets stuck.

 

What if the bill was real and was used to purchase a goat that was sacrificed in a black mass? Does that make the real bill any better than the fake bill?

 

i cannot really speak to that, but i will say that if the bill used to purchase the goat was counterfeit, the goat will be able to confirm it as such AFTER the ritualistic incantations have been recited but BEFORE the sacrificial knife has been officially ordained. a very small window, but a window nonetheless.

 

The best sacrificial goats are fourth or fifth generation home-breds. Do people actually purchase sacrificial animals?

 

i wouldn't doubt it. certainly, home-breds are preferable, but what are you going to do in a pinch?

 

Dunno... most of my sacrifices have been planned in advance. I've never had to do a spur of the moment slaughter.

 

i usually know about the sacrifice well in advance but, like with everything else, i put off procuring the animal until the last minute.

oh god, i just reminded myself that i still haven't done any christmas shopping. arlon, what are the hot sellers at walgreens this holiday season?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0RCGE8TSA

GIF makers, you know what to do.

 

. . .

 

^666th post.

 

Good Grief. Cut back on the calories.

 

I really don't know which I find to be more disturbing - Arlon's rendition of numa numa or the fact that people here still monitor his youtube channel...

 

it's nice that he's keeping current on internet meme's.

keep up the good work, arlon!

 

This. Glad lolcats is out of his system.
What will be the next meme he gets hooked on?
My guess is 2g1c reaction video.

 

He'll post his reaction to their reaction videos.

 

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