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JCC Artificial Breasts. Yea or Nay?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Eeth-my-Koth, Sep 12, 2013.

  1. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Force Ghost star 5

    Feb 15, 2000
    In gun crazy America, I think outrageously large fake boobs must increase your chances of surviving a shooting incident by a factor of 10. On this basis, that is, as a form of body armour, I would think outrageously fake boobs should probably be encouraged in certain states and subsidised by gun manufacturers.
  2. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

    Apr 17, 2006
    Rogue_Ten: not a boobs man
  3. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

    May 4, 2003
    I'm pretty sure the JCC already weighed in definitively on this.

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  4. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Aug 20, 2003
    Honestly I don't care if it's a chick who has little to no boobs and wants to be a B cup or something, as long as they've seriously thought it over and it's something that they really want. I consider fake boobs to be like any other appearance thing, tattoo or hair or gender expression. Some people just know what they feel comfortable as, sometimes what you're born with isn't comfortable to you. If it's done out of that reason then sure.

    Also sure if someone really wants DD breasts then go ahead, doesn't affect me. They'll just have to live with knowing that those make them look more unattractive than chicks with smaller real breasts. But if it's what THEY want then screw what I think.
  5. Bobatron

    Bobatron Jedi Master star 4

    Sep 3, 2012
    Aside from that picture, usually artificial ones can't really be determined on a clothed woman. I've never understood the social stigma and why people try to be insulting about them, yet all sorts of other body modifications get overlooked or complimented. It's kind of outdated to bash implants. It's as silly as criticizing someone not displaying a natural hair color.
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  6. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

    Nov 8, 2004

    Those plastic boobs are gross. Yes.
  7. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

    Mar 15, 2004
    Artificial breasts are the only kind I buy.
  8. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

    Jul 2, 2004
    You think I'd be working in a place like this if I could afford real breasts?
  9. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

    Apr 27, 2005
    Well this might as well be as good a place as any to drop this link here
  10. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

    Oct 3, 2003
    Not really a fan of them, but I understand why some women might get or want them. You can have them taken out again if you want to, although scars from too much surgery won't be very nice.
  11. Rox

    Rox Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Nov 24, 2000
    I'm an equal opportunity boob man but those mega breasts on the first page are overkill.
  12. Frank T.

    Frank T. Force Ghost star 6

    Sep 2, 2012
  13. Grand_Admiral_Grant

    Grand_Admiral_Grant Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Nov 30, 2004
  14. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Apr 3, 2002

    I don't know. They're just not the same.
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  15. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

    Mar 14, 2004
    i like that grant seems to still be stuck in whatever year he last posted.
  16. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Jun 1, 2003
    as someone who would very much like boobs but has always found fake boobs to be fake and gross as all hell:

    i still find fake boobs to be gross as all hell. like what happens when you get old? do they act like weights on a fishing line or something? what happens if someone like kate mulgrew comes by and punches you in the boob?
  17. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

    Nov 8, 2004

    Judging by his Penny Arcade avatar, 1999? :p
  18. Dark Lady Mara

    Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Jun 19, 1999
    You probably wouldn't feel anything because of all the cushioning.
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  19. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

    Aug 16, 2002
    What if it were Avery Brooks or Scott Bakula?
  20. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Dec 16, 2000
    Then he would clearly be here to change history for the better.
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  21. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

    Aug 23, 2009
    Women with fake breasts look like they're made of plastic in general, imo.
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  22. EvilQ

    EvilQ Jedi Knight star 1

    Feb 8, 2013

  23. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

    Nov 21, 2002
    They are yet another symptom of this society's pressure on women to become a mere sexual object and conform to an unreal body type.

    *expertly sidesteps question*
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  24. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 27, 2012
    This thread made me all flaccid and stuff.
  25. Darth Eddie

    Darth Eddie Jedi Master star 4

    May 14, 2013
    An ex girlfriend of mine recently got breast implants, because she had tiny breasts beforehand, plus resultant breast envy issues. They're not garishly big or anything like that. I daresay she made a good decision as far as she is concerned.

    Sorry for relatively serious post in an all-out gag thread.