Beyond Artoo's Frazzled Circuits: TTT Diary * COMPLETE [DDC 2013]

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  1. Hazel Force Ghost

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    Title: Artoo's Frazzled Circuits: TTT Diary
    Author: Hazel
    Timeframe: 9 ABY
    Characters: R2-D2, C-3PO, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Mara Jade, Talon Karrde, etc...
    Genre: Humor, Adventure



    Special thanks to Jade_eyes for betaing [:D]


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    Entry One


    INTERNAL STORAGE PARTITION » FORMAT
    INTERNAL STORAGE PARTITION » CONFIGURE
    ENTRY » START NEW
    GALACTIC DATE » 44:4:15 GrS
    GALACTIC POSITION » Imperial Palace, Coruscant
    SITUATION » Installing, configuring and updating new internal memory hard drive.


    »» STATUS UPDATE: Just installed new compact memory hard drive. My policy of always eluding memory wipes does have its downsides and the biggest is that I keep running out of space to store records and information. But I will not give it up, since the records I maintain are of extreme importance. Fortunately, my master does not mandate me to go through said memory wipes and that makes it so much easier for me to keep my records up-to-date. Yes, Anakin-Junior, like his father before him, appreciates me just the way I am.


    »» INDEXING MOST RECENT EVENTS:

    #1. The Empire is now being led by mysterious alien of unknown origin, designated Thrawn. At first, Thrawn's alien status confounded the New Republic's military since it is common belief that the late Emperor did not rely on non-humans for command posts, but that was until we witnessed, and continue to witness, the being's military genius. Now what puzzles us is why we had never heard of him before. His command has certainly made the last months interesting and is tipping the balance of the war towards the Empire.

    #2. Princess Leia and Captain Solo have survived their first year of marriage and I have recently learned that they have been successful in assuring the propagation of their species and of the Skywalker bloodline in the form of twins. Two more Skywalkers in the galaxy - May the Force help us all!

    #3. Master Luke, on the other hand, is still single, despite his sister's efforts in fixing him up with females of varied species. Judging from the last date she set up for him, and his reaction to it, I believe the Princess has not yet figured out her brother's likes and dislikes. Maybe I should help...

    #4. C-3PO remains his old self. He is still unaware of who his Maker was. He is now fully invested in studying all things related to taking care of human younglings and becoming a nanny-droid. To show my support, I have ordered for him a protective apron dress with many usable pockets.

    #5. I have suspended by Jedi training for the time being since I was not showing any progress anyway. I have not given up on it, though. I NEVER GIVE UP!

    »» SAVE INDEX » CLOSE


    »» INDEXING PERSONAL TO-DO LIST:

    #1. Get bleeping voice synthesizer.

    #2. Reach decision on telling Skywalker twins their parents' history and allow them to view stored records.

    #3. Pick up C-3PO's apron.

    #4. Keep C-3PO from driving Solos crazy.

    #5. Aid Master Luke in finding wife.

    #6. Keep close eye on Master Luke. Keep him from getting into too much trouble.

    #7. Review this list whenever necessary.

    »» SAVE INDEX » CLOSE


    »» It is now time to check up on the family and make sure nobody got in trouble while I was busy here.



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  2. Nyota's Heart Combos & Paragraphs Host

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    [face_laugh] on the index of recent events and R2's to do list [face_laugh] Yes, R2, steer Luke towards his wife--the gorgeous lady with the jade eyes ;) and sunset tresses. [face_love] !!! As for the DfD tag [face_thinking] I think it might be the five-tag per post thingy flaring up.
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  3. earlybird-obi-wan Force Ghost

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    Hilarious again, just like the previous diary. tag please;)
  4. Demendora Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh, R2 as a matchmaker))Lol[face_laugh]
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  5. Lady_Misty Force Ghost

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    R2 has quite the to do list. I hope he has time for all of them. ;)

    Keep on evading memory wipes R2. We like you the way you are.

    Maybe R2 should use his great computer skills and find some information that connects Anakin and Padme then leave it on Leia's caff table. That shouldn't be too had for him. And then they can figure out the rest by themselves.

    Please add me to the tag list. :)
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  6. Briannakin Grand Moff Darth Fanfic Manager

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    Lol! That as just the best thing ever! I wish I could quote my favorite part, but then I'd be quoting it all :p If you are doing a tag list, please add me.
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  7. WeAreJedi Jedi Knight

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    This looks great, I love R2! Could you please tag me.
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  8. Jedi_Lover Force Ghost

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    Artoo...put to-do #5 to the top of the list.:D I can't wait until Luke gets to Myrkr! Can you tag me please. Thanks!
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  9. Jedi_Liz Force Ghost

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    looking forward to more. :) I read the OT diary on fanfiction.net
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  10. ginchy Force Ghost

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    [face_rofl] Artoo's "To Do" list is perfect. I loved it. This is sooooo funny, gal. Can't wait to hear his thoughts on Mara. That will be a hoot.
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  11. AzureAngel2 Force Ghost

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    [face_love] Yeah, you continue! Please put me on the update list. I am handling three teaching positions at present, looking for a forth. Then my head is not always focused on the boards and its gorgeous fanfic.
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  12. Falcon Chosen One

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    great start and I can't wait to see where you take this :D
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  13. Hazel Force Ghost

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    Yes, Artoo is now dedicated to being a Matchmaker. The Jedi thing didn't have much future for a droid. :p

    Thanks everybody for reading and reviewing. [:D]

    For this diary, I'll be using the Convo system instead of Tags because it's more reliable and will remind me to PM the sock. And if anyone wants to cancel, you can just press 'leave conversation'.

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    Entry Two

    ENTRY » START NEW
    GALACTIC DATE » 44:4:17 GrS
    GALACTIC POSITION » Imperial Palace, Coruscant
    SITUATION » Logging in extra entry to report Master Luke's strange dream


    »»Earlier in this night, Master Luke woke up in a highly despondent mood. When C-3PO came to check on him, following the order of the Princess, he mentioned that he was missing General Kenobi. I know Master Luke was dreaming about the General because he mentioned his designation before waking up.

    »» Fortunately, I am more patient and more insistent than C-3PO, so before going back to sleep, Master Luke confided in me the whole of his dream - it was a farewell from General Kenobi and a warning about great dangers ahead and also about finding new allies where and when we least expect them.

    »» Nothing surprising there, we're ALWAYS heading for great dangers, we seem to attract them like magnets of opposing poles, and as for the new allies when do we NOT find them in unusual places. I'm tempted to add a new rule to my list of axioms stating that the stranger the place we find them, the better the allies are - LISTING EXAMPLES - General Kenobi in middle of desert; Captain Solo and Chewbacca in sleazy cantina in Mos Eisley; Princess Leia aboard Death Star; Lando Calrissian in imperial infested Cloud City; etc. Do I need to continue?

    »» NOTE TO SELF: Look forward to meeting ally that gets introduction by dead Jedi.


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  14. AzureAngel2 Force Ghost

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    »» Fortunately, I am more patient and more insistent than C-3PO, so before going back to sleep, Master Luke confided in me the whole of his dream - it was a farewell from General Kenobi and a warning about great dangers ahead and also about finding new allies where and when we least expect them.

    I like this update very much. Especially the part where he is rather philosophical about the great dangers ahead. :D
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  15. Nyota's Heart Combos & Paragraphs Host

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    LOL! R2 continues to be a laugh-gnerator ;) :) Thanks for the "PM" [face_batting] @};-
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  16. Lady_Misty Force Ghost

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    Always looking on the bright side R2. :)

    Yes, Mara will be an unexpected ally.
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  17. Jedi_Lover Force Ghost

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    I never thought about it that way. Was Obi-Wan playing matchmaker also? [face_thinking] [face_laugh] Very nice!
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  18. earlybird-obi-wan Force Ghost

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    LOL with Artoo and his hilarious comments on the unexpected allies
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  19. Briannakin Grand Moff Darth Fanfic Manager

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    I sense some foreshadowing. I wonder what R2 will think of the next 'allies' that he meets.
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  20. ginchy Force Ghost

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    hahahaahaha Artoo is so smart. [face_love] That is only fitting, however, since he is THE hero of the entire saga!! Love it and his thoughts. Can't wait for more!!
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  21. lukemaraben Jedi Master

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    Unexpected ally...indeed!!! Can't wait to hear R2's opinion of Mara :D!!!

    Please tag me.
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  22. jcgoble3 Force Ghost

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    Great so far! I have not read the Thrawn trilogy :eek: so this promises to be interesting.

    Put me on the PM list, please!
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  23. DaenaBenjen42 Force Ghost

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    Threepio in an apron... [face_laugh]
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  24. Hazel Force Ghost

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    Friday night counts as weekend, doesn't it. ;)

    Thanks everyone for reading and reviewing. As for Mara's appearance, you'll have to be patient. There is a lot to cover in Heir to the Empire.


    For this diary, I'll be using the Convo system instead of Tags because it's more reliable and will remind me to PM the sock. And if anyone wants to cancel, you can just press 'leave conversation'.

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    Entry Three

    ENTRY » START NEW
    GALACTIC DATE » 44:4:21 GrS
    GALACTIC POSITION » En route to Bimmisaari
    SITUATION » [chords on] all together now... all together now... [chords off]


    »» I am excited. For the first time in 1254 days the entire living family is together. I know I'm using the term 'family' loosely since only two of us are blood-related, but I have come to consider the others as members as well. So it is I, C-3PO, the Millennium Falcon, Master Luke, Princess Leia, Captain Solo and Chewbacca. It's just like the good old days of the Rebel Alliance.

    »» We are traveling to Bimmisaari on a diplomatic mission to convince the Bimms to join the New Republic. The mission was just going to be handled by the Princess and C-3PO, escorted by Captain Solo, Chewbacca and the Falcon, but the Bimms insisted that Master Luke attend as well. They like meeting heroes and believe that Anakin-Junior is the true hero of the galaxy. If they only knew what I know...

    »» So here we are traveling again, each of us trying to stay out of the other's way. Master Luke and the Princess are taking the opportunity to hone her Jedi skills, which are far behind those of her brother. Seriously, her skills are far behind even my own - she has the gift but just doesn't put in the necessary work to become a Jedi. YOU NEED TO PRACTICE, LEIA.

    »» They are carefully watched by Captain Solo, who makes sure his pregnant wife does not exert herself, and Chewbacca, who has extended his life-debt to the Captain to include the Princess and their unborn children. I don't think he realizes the trouble he is in for.

    »» C-3PO spends his time fidgeting and yelping to the Princess to be careful or coming to me to complain about the sentients.

    »» As for myself, I record the training sessions for future reference and take the chance to catch up with the Falcon. She knows so many cool stories, but usually only gets a chance to communicate with me. Captain Solo talks to her a lot but only understands her by her malfunctions, and poorly at that. If the sentients knew half of what the Falcon has seen and been through, they would show so much more respect. I mean, she was constructed almost seventy standard years ago and used to work closely with the Jedi of the Old Republic, even took me and Anakin-Senior to a few of our missions. Of course back then she was not designated Millennium Falcon, but rather Stellar Envoy.

    »» It's so nice to catch up with old friends.

    »» NOTE TO SELF: Dedicate memory storage room to Millennium Falcon's memoirs.


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  25. Jedi_Lover Force Ghost

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    Ha! Nicely done. Chewie extended his life debt to Leia and the baby....doesn't Chewie have a wife and kids? Does he really hate his home life so much? Oh he is going to get a rolling pin upside the head from Mrs. Chewbacca when he gets home.

    I can't wait until a certain redhead appears!:D

    EDIT: I went to Wookiepedia and it said Chewie has a wife named Malla and son named Lumpy. Lumpy? Really? That is probably why he stays away from home...he's afraid his kid will kill him for giving him that awful name. Wasn't that the name of Theodore Cleaver's friend in "Leave it to Beaver"?
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