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Beyond - Legends Artoo's Frazzled Circuits: TTT Diary * COMPLETE [DDC 2013]

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by Hazel, Jan 4, 2013.

  1. Briannakin

    Briannakin Grand Moff Darth Fanfic & Costuming/Props Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Rotfl. I want to see 3po in a dress too! Great update.
     
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  2. AzureAngel2

    AzureAngel2 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    »» Wait a minute, I'm pretty sure Master C'baoth left the galaxy with the Outbound Flight and was never heard from again. But I could be mistaken, it was a couple of years before the start of the Clone Wars and I didn't have much contact with the Order at the time. Or maybe this C'baoth could be a descendant? The Jedi were not the monks everyone thought they were.

    Well, R2 always asks the right questions. And he has a gorgeous sense of humour.
     
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  3. Lady_Misty

    Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    [face_rofl]

    R2 is right though; this plan could fall apart quite quickly.
     
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  4. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

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    For some reason I started thinking of Dot Matrix from Spaceballs. How did I forget this much plot from my favorite trilogy? I swear I only remember the parts with Mara and Luke together...and I am pretty sure most of those memories have fanfic scenes thrown in here and there.

    Nice update!
     
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  5. Kahara

    Kahara Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Hibernation trance, riiiiiiight. You can't fool Artoo. :p I also like how he pokes holes in the plan and suggests putting Threepio in a gown & hair buns. [face_laugh]
     
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  6. earlybird-obi-wan

    earlybird-obi-wan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Crazy indeed and those images you are describing are just hilarious. Treepio with buns[face_laugh]
     
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  7. Hazel

    Hazel Jedi Master star 4

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    Thanks everyone! [face_laugh] [:D]

    FYI for those who haven't read the books or don't quite remember - Thrawn figures out the WHOLE plan in the very next scene, so Artoo was right to be concerned.
     
  8. Jedi_Liz

    Jedi_Liz Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Apr 24, 2000
    if artoo had just told luke c'baoth disappeared...then he'd still be letting out that he knows everything...
     
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  9. Hazel

    Hazel Jedi Master star 4

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    Exactly!
     
  10. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

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    Artoo should have lied. He could have told Luke he heard it from some other Astromech while they were sharing a oil bath together. It's possible. You are in an oil bath after getting a lube and next you know you are telling secrets.o_O
     
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  11. Hazel

    Hazel Jedi Master star 4

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    Why is an image of Artoo in a hot tub with pink astromech suddenly branded in my brain? :eek: [face_laugh]
     
  12. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

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    HA! Astromech pillow talk!
     
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  13. Valiowk

    Valiowk Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Apr 23, 2000
    Oh, Artoo definitely knows too much that he can't reveal!

    Hm, I wonder if Artoo never having his memory wiped is starting to have side effects? [face_thinking]

    I couldn't quite figure out if the misspelling of "analysis" was intentional (and related to the need to defragment memory banks) or accidental... :p

    Now, if Artoo can actually make some of those recordings... :D
     
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  14. ginchy

    ginchy Jedi Master star 4

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    May 25, 2005
    [face_rofl][face_rofl] Oh, I adore your Artoo. He's hilarious. And there goes Master Luke, snoring again. Maybe one day Mara and Artoo can commiserate. [face_rofl]
     
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  15. Hazel

    Hazel Jedi Master star 4

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    Definitely the 1st. :p It had nothing to do with Word not signaling mistakes when you write in Caps Lock. :p :p [face_laugh]



    ginchy - [face_laugh] he's probably not that bad, Artoo is just missing the attention.
     
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  16. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 7, 2002
    Loved the update and can't wait for more :D
     
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  17. Thumper09

    Thumper09 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dec 9, 2001
    I'd venture to say that they're planning on locking her in a tower somewhere and let her hair grow until her rescuer can climb it. Oh wait... that was a holo I watched a month ago.

    This must be proof that Disney's Sequel Trilogy *will* be a movie version of TTT.

    The excuses those two concoct just to hang out together...I can imagine what kind of trouble they'll be getting into.

    Heh, this part made me laugh. :D

    Ah, the crazy plan. :cool: And it could have been so much crazier and more awesome with R2's costume ideas. I hope he makes his holo-montage-- maybe the Falcon would get a kick out of it too, LOL.

    Great post!
     
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  18. taramidala

    taramidala Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Artoo's such a bitter, snarky old man. Love it, Hazel.
     
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  19. Hazel

    Hazel Jedi Master star 4

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    JediFalcon - Thanks Falcon! [:D]



    Thumper09

    This must be proof that Disney's Sequel Trilogy *will* be a movie version of TTT.

    I'll admit that that part was inspired by Disney. ;)


    Ah, the crazy plan. :cool: And it could have been so much crazier and more awesome with R2's costume ideas. I hope he makes his holo-montage-- maybe the Falcon would get a kick out of it too, LOL.

    I wish i could draw so i could make that montage. Maybe i should get someone from fanart to do it for me.

    Thanks Thumper!



    taramidala - I don't think he's that old. ;) Thanks!
     
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  20. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    Great diary, Hazel, please keep it going! No need to alert me, I have this on 'Watched' now!
     
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  21. Hazel

    Hazel Jedi Master star 4

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    Thank you very much, Tim! :D
     
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  22. jcgoble3

    jcgoble3 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I have now obtained the Thrawn Trilogy from the library and will be reading it over the next few weeks, so I should soon have a better grasp on what's going on in this awesome diary. :D
     
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  23. Hazel

    Hazel Jedi Master star 4

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    That's great! :D I know you'll like it.
     
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  24. Hazel

    Hazel Jedi Master star 4

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    Entry Ten

    ENTRY » START NEW
    GALACTIC DATE » 44:4:33 GrS
    GALACTIC POSITION » Calculating...
    SITUATION » Stranded in space.


    »» This trip is not going well at all. We've been in dire situations before, but being stranded in the middle of nowhere with no suns or planets in sight and no way of communicating is a first. I guess this is what I get for stating that things were going too smoothly.

    »» I should probably summarize the events that led us here.

    »» SITUATION SUMMARY: We were approximately twenty light-years away from Jomark when we were pulled out of hyperspace by an imperial Interdictor. I immediately woke up Master Luke from his nap and took inventory of the situation. The Interdictor had captured an unidentified light-freighter, additional scans revealed the freighter to have been emptied of its crew; crew's situation - unknown; we had apparently been caught by the Interdictor's gravity wave cone. After a series of unorthodox and nerve-wrecking maneuvers (in which I played a fundamental part) we made our escape. Unfortunately, our last maneuver was so unorthodox that it damaged our hyperdrive and it failed us about ten standard-minutes later.

    »» Upon assessment of our grim situation, and after I determined the degree of damage our hyperdrive had sustained and that the subspace radio antenna had also been damaged, Master Luke proceeded to access the hyperdrive motivators in hopes that he could salvage enough parts to build one motivator. I tried to tell him that that would not work the way he intended it to, but he didn't pay any mind to my warning and even told me I was starting to sound like C-3PO. I know we are in dire straits but there is no need to resort to insults!

    »» If Anakin-Junior had listened to me, we would have saved up two standard hours of life support. Bleeping kid!

    »» After that plan proved fruitless, Master Luke concocted another - we would repair the subspace antenna in order to call for assistance. That would be fine if the antenna was something that could be repaired in the field. IT CAN'T!

    »» But once again Master Luke wouldn't listen to me. He told me that if we replaced the crystallized wiring it would work. This means replacing ten kilometers of ultrathin wiring. TEN KILOMETERS!! Guess who's going to get to do that!

    »» That's right. ME!

    »» After we ascertained from where would we get the needed wire (eight kilometers worth, but it might work), Master Luke went back to sleep and I was left to do the job.

    »» With all the poking and prodding it sustained, the X-wing pouted and wouldn't even talk to me.

    »» Bleep it!


    ENTRY » CLOSE » ENCRYPT ENTRY



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    Author's comment: I have NO idea how they'd fit 18 km of wire into an X-wing, but that's what said in the book.
     
  25. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

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    Artoo sounds like C3PO...what a burn! Luke shouldn't insult Artoo's droidhood like that. :p

    The time is quickly approaching. My favorite smugglers are going to accidently-on purpose stumble upon my favorite Jedi. WOOT! [face_dancing]
     
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