As the Sock Turn

Discussion in 'Salt Lake City, UT' started by Marold, Jul 27, 2002.

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  1. Marold Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 17, 2001
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    You guessed it, it's our sock puppet thread. Put as much internet drama into this as you can think of. The more, the better. :D

    Have fun. It will end on August 4. Enjoy. :D



    ED: locking as requested... OW
  2. Woe_Is_Me Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 23, 2002
  3. merlin Force Ghost

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    May 29, 1999
    star 4
    [color=663300]I still don't have any socks. :([/color]
  4. Inspector_Gadget Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 10, 2002
    I shouldn't be hard to figure out.
  5. Woe_Is_Me Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 23, 2002
    So Inspector Gadget. Seeing how we are the only socks here, what's up?
  6. Evil_Butterfly Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 14, 2002
    What do you mean you are the only socks here? I'm sure there are plenty of socks sitting around doing nothing. :p
  7. Inspector_Gadget Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 10, 2002
    Well get their arses in here.

    edit: I'm doing fine, how about you?
  8. SockyMcSock Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 28, 2002
    HEY!!! SockyMcSock here! Jist doin a little jig fer the fellow socks in here!

    ---does jig---
  9. E-colius_Bacterium Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 29, 2002
    Every day billions of people take their own lives in their hands by ingesting unsafe produce products. We are infested by disease around every turn. It is time for everyone, socks included, to take up the crusade against food poisoning.
    You can start today by only eating charred remains of what used to be meat, not ever ingesting anything unpasturized and by consulting me each and every meal time. Tell me the foods you have decided to eat and I will tell you if they are unsafe or not. Most likely some of you will be much hungrier by the time this sock puppet theatre is over....but you'll be ALIVE!!!
  10. Woe_Is_Me Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 23, 2002
    Good, Great. Something else to be depressed about. Now I gotta worry about my junk food?? :( :( :(


    I'm so depressed. Woe_Is_Me
  11. E-colius_Bacterium Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 29, 2002
    This is not a health food pep talk!!! It does not matter what foods you eat- all have the capacity to become contaminated if proper precautions are not taken.

    Do not be depressed, your sock can't smell THAT bad

    None of you must be eating since I have not had any questions on food safety. Starvation is not the key here...it is SURVIVAL. :cool:
  12. SockyMcSock Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 28, 2002
    Awe, er yew tellin me thet me Karned Beef N Cabbage ain't healthy? Bah! Tiz been keepin me heathly fer yearz now!

    ---does the jig---
  13. Woe_Is_Me Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 23, 2002
    Something else to be depressed about. Trying to read in an Irish accent.......

    Woe_Is_Me
  14. Inspector_Gadget Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 10, 2002
    Don't worry Woe, I'll find out who your Irish friend is.
  15. Woe_Is_Me Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 23, 2002
  16. SockyMcSock Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 28, 2002
    so where's all th' fun???
  17. Inspector_Gadget Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 10, 2002
  18. Joe_Shmo Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 30, 2002
    Just another Joe Shmo checking in. Now, what is that funky smell? .......Oh....nevermind.
  19. SockyMcSock Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 28, 2002
    That would be whut I'm cookin! you sayin you don't like me cookin?
  20. Joe_Shmo Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 30, 2002
    I'm not saying anything about your cooking, but it would help if you actually started with food for a change.
  21. SockyMcSock Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 28, 2002
  22. Woe_Is_Me Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 23, 2002
    oh... another rough morning ahead of me.....


    Woe_Is_Me
  23. E-colius_Bacterium Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 29, 2002
    I am now a ghost sock. There was a cheeseburger in the refrigerator and I unthinkingly ate it. Turns out I was the victim of my own previous fears. I have come back from the dead to haunt you all.....
  24. SockyMcSock Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 28, 2002
    [face_shocked] [face_shocked] [face_shocked]


    I hate ghosts!!!!!!

  25. allenj567 Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 31, 2002
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