As the Sock Turn

You guessed it, it's our sock puppet thread. Put as much internet drama into this as you can think of. The more, the better.

Have fun. It will end on August 4. Enjoy.



ED: locking as requested... OW

 

Goody Goody

 

[color=663300]I still don't have any socks. [/color]

 

I shouldn't be hard to figure out.

 

So Inspector Gadget. Seeing how we are the only socks here, what's up?

 

What do you mean you are the only socks here? I'm sure there are plenty of socks sitting around doing nothing.

 

Well get their arses in here.

edit: I'm doing fine, how about you?

 

HEY!!! SockyMcSock here! Jist doin a little jig fer the fellow socks in here!

---does jig---

 

Every day billions of people take their own lives in their hands by ingesting unsafe produce products. We are infested by disease around every turn. It is time for everyone, socks included, to take up the crusade against food poisoning.
You can start today by only eating charred remains of what used to be meat, not ever ingesting anything unpasturized and by consulting me each and every meal time. Tell me the foods you have decided to eat and I will tell you if they are unsafe or not. Most likely some of you will be much hungrier by the time this sock puppet theatre is over....but you'll be ALIVE!!!

 

Good, Great. Something else to be depressed about. Now I gotta worry about my junk food??


I'm so depressed. Woe_Is_Me

 

This is not a health food pep talk!!! It does not matter what foods you eat- all have the capacity to become contaminated if proper precautions are not taken.

Do not be depressed, your sock can't smell THAT bad

None of you must be eating since I have not had any questions on food safety. Starvation is not the key here...it is SURVIVAL.

 

Awe, er yew tellin me thet me Karned Beef N Cabbage ain't healthy? Bah! Tiz been keepin me heathly fer yearz now!

---does the jig---

 

Something else to be depressed about. Trying to read in an Irish accent.......

Woe_Is_Me

 

Don't worry Woe, I'll find out who your Irish friend is.

 

Thanks


Woe_Is_Me

 

so where's all th' fun???

 

Just another Joe Shmo checking in. Now, what is that funky smell? .......Oh....nevermind.

 

That would be whut I'm cookin! you sayin you don't like me cookin?

 

I'm not saying anything about your cooking, but it would help if you actually started with food for a change.

 

bah!

 

oh... another rough morning ahead of me.....


Woe_Is_Me

 

I am now a ghost sock. There was a cheeseburger in the refrigerator and I unthinkingly ate it. Turns out I was the victim of my own previous fears. I have come back from the dead to haunt you all.....

 

[face_shocked] [face_shocked] [face_shocked]


I hate ghosts!!!!!!

 

hello, I am Allen.