JCC ask a 7 year old

Dear 7 year old,

Is there life on other planets somewhere in the universe? And if so, what do they look like?

 

the fly's gonna sting-open the door, and then the door opens. he stings the door. he super jumps and pushes the door off. or he stays in there the rest of his life.

yes! they do! that's all!

yes, because i once got a dollar from the tooth fairy. because dollars are better than pennies. today i got a splinter.

yes. (smacks bobble head Boba Fett while answering)

because a party was in there. and because Jar Jar Binks was jumping on peoples heads. c-3PO really liked that room.

 

As good an explanation as any.

 

eat marshmallows and play video games and eat broccoli and eat pickles. dance like crazy. kiss and hug Arrow and do stuff with him.

trap them and cook them in the trap, and then eat their meat.

bricks and one hundred rainbows. i mean, one hundred bottles.

5 days.

a funny bad word. very mean and hilarious. and very mean, to make people not be your friend.

what's 'i am dee bee page'? we don't have one.

i don't want to say.

no, because they want to choose what they want to choose.

yes, you can.

(puffs out cheeks - holds breath - didn't measure time, then says) this long.

 

first question, there is life on different planets and they have green heads and eyes, and eleven feet and eleven hands. and they have wings. 100 eyes. and they're giant.

 

dear 7,

are bedouin extremities aportable?

 

yes they are! they have telephones in them, and they have a wire to different planets to call to different people.

 

Dear 7 year old,

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

you're gonna have to wait a while on that answer, Sarge - the 7 year old is "watching his stories," aka Terraria tutorial videos.

 

I have no idea what that means.

 

i should have known!!

 

Dear 7 year old,

is it true that the number 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

signed,
you sunk my battle ship

 

7 year old,

Who was phone?

 

Seven year old,
What's your favorite Daniel Tiger song? Wait are you too old for Daniel Tiger?

 

Dear 7 year old

Should I pull a prank on my parents or not pull the prank?

 

I just asked my 3 yo one of these questions:

Is there life in space?

Yes, and we have to go in a spaceship and then we can go to another planet and go to a playground on another planet and the hospital.

 

dear 7 year old, what is best in life?

 

7 year old,

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

 

7 year old, what bear is best?

 

erm Yees

because I have fun the bolded was answered by a three yo.

 

Oh

 

Do you not have fun, vin?

 

morrison85 - lol. cute!!

i'm gonna say "no."

yes. cool numbers are true.

(laughs) because they don't know soap operas exist.

a phone that always called everybody in the world, all except St. Patrick's Day. because St. Patrick's day, nothing happens except joy and dumb crafts.

daniel... oh! i'm too old for that... i am sorta older. sorta.

pull the prank.
(mom note: the 7 years old is not legally bound to this answer)

hearing the song "what does the fox say"

it's like a sandwich, you hold it like a sandwich, and you eat it.

a polar bear.