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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Dsource, Mar 17, 2001.

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  1. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ok, heres the stats. I'm gonna ask a question and one of you guys can answer it. Once you answer it, you get to ask a question in the same post. Get it?
    choose one to get you started:
    Q: Why do hotdogs come in packages of eight and hotdog buns comes in packages of twelve?
    Q: Where does the sun go?
    Q: Who let the dogs out?
    Whoever goes first, choose *one* and answer it. If its all too hard don't worry about it and we'll close the damn thing off.
     
  2. JediGecko

    JediGecko Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Ooookay, then. :)
     
  3. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What question?
     
  4. JediGecko

    JediGecko Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Oh, I get it ... ahem ...

    What is the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything?
     
  5. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Q: Why do hotdogs come in packages of eight and hotdog buns comes in packages of twelve?

    Because, once upon a time in the land of Oz, there was a very smart little boy. He went to school, studied hard and learnt his lessons well. He grew up to be just like his father, who owned a hotdog and hotdog bun business.

    Unfortunately he was hit by a car so his dumb*** brother inherited the business instead and since he couldn't count he put the hotdogs in packages of eight and the hotdog buns in packages of twelve.

    The moral of this story: look both ways when you cross the road.

    My question:

    Why doesn't the damn chicken just chose a side of the road and stay on it already!
     
  6. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A: Because its looking for the egg.
    Q: What *are* the 11 secret herbs and spices?
     
  7. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Q: What *are* the 11 secret herbs and spices?

    1. Bothan Bits
    2. Wookie Water
    3. Vong Viruses
    4. Hutt Hair
    5. Sullustan Spit
    6. Jedi Juices
    7. Yoda Yeast
    8. Nubian Nibblies
    9. Ithorian Intestines
    10. (Mon) Calamari Coffee
    11. Ewok Entrails

    Q. Why isn't phonetic spelt phonetically?
     
  8. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A: Because phonetically is spelt phonetically
    (Think about it...)
    Q: How much is that doggy in the window?
     
  9. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Q: How much is that doggy in the window?

    A. Depends on the exchange rate of the Australian dollar. Right now it's selling for .50c because it just did a whizz on the glass.

    Q. Why is abbreviation so long?
     
  10. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A: To cause little kids grief at school in spelling tests.
    Q: How many fingers am I holding up?
     
  11. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Q: How many fingers am I holding up?

    A. Dsource, that's just rude. I don't mind you holding up one finger, but does it have to be that one?

    Q. If a tree falls in the woods, how many Ewoks does it squash?
     
  12. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A: 1, see I'm holding my finger up so you can see it too.
    Q: Will the real Slim Shady ever stand up?
     
  13. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Q: Will the real Slim Shady ever stand up?

    A: Nah, I cut his legs off.

    Q: Do you think Vader ever felt claustraphobic behind that mask?

     
  14. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A: No
    Q: Was Jim Carrey annoying as "The Mask"?
     
  15. Sith Magician

    Sith Magician Jedi Master star 5

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    Short answer, he's annoying in everything...

    Q: who decide on the colours for different flavours? ie. potato chips, green for chicken, orange for bbq, red for salt & vinegar, etc... ?
     
  16. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Those were the only colour wrappers they had left, so they asked the chips to choose which gross colour fitted them best.

    Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
     
  17. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A: The same crazy person who decides on the TFN colour schemes.
    A: To get to the other side, no wait, that was the chicken. Damn farm animals..
    Q: Got Milk?
     
  18. Sith Magician

    Sith Magician Jedi Master star 5

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    yes,

    Q: what is the speed of dark?
     
  19. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    A: 6.34 seconds a minute

    Q: How much wood would a woodchuck ckuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
  20. JediEnna

    JediEnna Jedi Padawan star 4

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    not a lot because he's too light and wood is heavy.

    why did someone start this thread in the first place?
     
  21. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    A: Because to much caffeine and no sleep can really affect his brain
    Q: spell it?
     
  22. Sith Magician

    Sith Magician Jedi Master star 5

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    i t

    Q: Do women even understand women?
     
  23. JediEnna

    JediEnna Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i t.

    what kind of a question was that?
     
  24. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    A: No but they pretend that they do.
    A: It wasn't a question, it was a request.
    Q: Would you like salt and pepper with that?
     
  25. JediEnna

    JediEnna Jedi Padawan star 4

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    no thanks.

    did you use the self-charge machine?
     
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