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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Dsource, Mar 17, 2001.

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  1. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 2000
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    Ok, heres the stats. I'm gonna ask a question and one of you guys can answer it. Once you answer it, you get to ask a question in the same post. Get it?
    choose one to get you started:
    Q: Why do hotdogs come in packages of eight and hotdog buns comes in packages of twelve?
    Q: Where does the sun go?
    Q: Who let the dogs out?
    Whoever goes first, choose *one* and answer it. If its all too hard don't worry about it and we'll close the damn thing off.
  2. JediGecko Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 13, 2000
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  3. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

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    Jan 10, 2001
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  4. JediGecko Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 13, 2000
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    Oh, I get it ... ahem ...

    What is the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything?
  5. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

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    Jan 10, 2001
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    Q: Why do hotdogs come in packages of eight and hotdog buns comes in packages of twelve?

    Because, once upon a time in the land of Oz, there was a very smart little boy. He went to school, studied hard and learnt his lessons well. He grew up to be just like his father, who owned a hotdog and hotdog bun business.

    Unfortunately he was hit by a car so his dumb*** brother inherited the business instead and since he couldn't count he put the hotdogs in packages of eight and the hotdog buns in packages of twelve.

    The moral of this story: look both ways when you cross the road.

    My question:

    Why doesn't the damn chicken just chose a side of the road and stay on it already!
  6. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
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    A: Because its looking for the egg.
    Q: What *are* the 11 secret herbs and spices?
  7. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

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    Jan 10, 2001
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    Q: What *are* the 11 secret herbs and spices?

    1. Bothan Bits
    2. Wookie Water
    3. Vong Viruses
    4. Hutt Hair
    5. Sullustan Spit
    6. Jedi Juices
    7. Yoda Yeast
    8. Nubian Nibblies
    9. Ithorian Intestines
    10. (Mon) Calamari Coffee
    11. Ewok Entrails

    Q. Why isn't phonetic spelt phonetically?
  8. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
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    A: Because phonetically is spelt phonetically
    (Think about it...)
    Q: How much is that doggy in the window?
  9. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

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    Jan 10, 2001
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    Q: How much is that doggy in the window?

    A. Depends on the exchange rate of the Australian dollar. Right now it's selling for .50c because it just did a whizz on the glass.

    Q. Why is abbreviation so long?
  10. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 2000
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    A: To cause little kids grief at school in spelling tests.
    Q: How many fingers am I holding up?
  11. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

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    Q: How many fingers am I holding up?

    A. Dsource, that's just rude. I don't mind you holding up one finger, but does it have to be that one?

    Q. If a tree falls in the woods, how many Ewoks does it squash?
  12. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
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    A: 1, see I'm holding my finger up so you can see it too.
    Q: Will the real Slim Shady ever stand up?
  13. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

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    Jan 10, 2001
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    Q: Will the real Slim Shady ever stand up?

    A: Nah, I cut his legs off.

    Q: Do you think Vader ever felt claustraphobic behind that mask?

  14. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 2000
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    A: No
    Q: Was Jim Carrey annoying as "The Mask"?
  15. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    Sep 14, 1999
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    Short answer, he's annoying in everything...

    Q: who decide on the colours for different flavours? ie. potato chips, green for chicken, orange for bbq, red for salt & vinegar, etc... ?
  16. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
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    Those were the only colour wrappers they had left, so they asked the chips to choose which gross colour fitted them best.

    Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
  17. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 2000
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    A: The same crazy person who decides on the TFN colour schemes.
    A: To get to the other side, no wait, that was the chicken. Damn farm animals..
    Q: Got Milk?
  18. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    Sep 14, 1999
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    yes,

    Q: what is the speed of dark?
  19. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
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    A: 6.34 seconds a minute

    Q: How much wood would a woodchuck ckuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  20. JediEnna Jedi Master

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    not a lot because he's too light and wood is heavy.

    why did someone start this thread in the first place?
  21. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 4, 2000
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    A: Because to much caffeine and no sleep can really affect his brain
    Q: spell it?
  22. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    Sep 14, 1999
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    i t

    Q: Do women even understand women?
  23. JediEnna Jedi Master

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    i t.

    what kind of a question was that?
  24. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
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    A: No but they pretend that they do.
    A: It wasn't a question, it was a request.
    Q: Would you like salt and pepper with that?
  25. JediEnna Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 25, 2000
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    no thanks.

    did you use the self-charge machine?
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