FF:NSW Ask A Question..

A: Because the woodchuck is an endangered species.

Q: Mr Brown can moo, can you?

 

Sure can, and very good moo at that

Why must I cut down a shrubbery with a herring?

 

Because if you don't, the Knight will say "Ni" or possibly Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing!

Question: Why am I here, instead of there?

 

A: You're not.
I'M here, YOU'RE there.

Q: If there's no such thing as really really big invisible telegraph poles, then what the hell is holding the moon up?

 

A:My ego
Q: How do you write a trilogy in five parts?

 

A: because of a series of events involving a ship, a depressed droid, and time travel....also the words "Sorry for the inconvenience"

Q: Where's Wally?

 

A: Behind the giant ice-cream cone, but in front of the cyclist. Just look to the left.

Q: Why do they call it a building if its already been built?

EDIT: I answered Tek's question a little too late!

 

A builded.

Q: What is it?

 

A: I'm not sure I really want to know. It looks...... blicky. Ish.

Q: Can you clean your teeth, with a toothbrush, but without any hands?

 

A. of course I can... the force is my ally

Q. getting back to the plane thing... why do they call it a black box ? it's fluorescent orange

 

flurecant orange box doesnt have the same ring to it.

Was I the only one scared by all the Sailor Moon memorabelia in Sharas room??

 

Q. Well, the only one who also made it out alive.

A. Why are duck's feathers called 'down'?

 

It's how the ducks feel after having them removed.

Q: What is the Matrix?

 

A. What is the Matrix.
What iz the matrix
Waddis the Matrix.
Ah: Wattie's- the Matrix!

(hope nobody's too young to remember that ad).

Q. Have you EVER actually seen a chicken cross the road? And if so, why did it?

 

yes I have, but I never found out why because the rover I was travelling in flattened it (I wasn't driving btw...)

Q: Who is Bill? and why do I get his mail?
all of these are Bill's...

 

A: No, but I have seen ducks cross the road. At the pedestrian crossing I might add.

Whoops, too late. Bill is a good friend of mine.

Q: Do I exist?

PS welcome SithLordMara!

 

A: Well if you do, make sure you clean it all up afterwards.

Q: Why is it that if you send something by car, its a shipment, but if you send it by ship its cargo?

 

A. Because they're trying to avoid the issue of what it is when sent by hovercraft.

Q. Is Bill, who sends his mail via Sith Magician, really the infamous Bill Posters, who's going to be prosecuted?

 

A: Only Bill knows the answer to that question.

Q: Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

 

A: Hiding under a rock on a small island off the coast of Madagascar, looking dishevelled, rocking convulsively back and forth and muttering over and over "it wasn't me... it wasn't me... just wanted a normal life... those games programmers!... framed.. set up.. it wasn't me..."

Q: What's REALLY happening when you get pins and needles in feet/arms/and so on?

 

A: It's a conspiracy between the Leprechauns, the pixies, the fairies, and Batman to make your limbs drop off, and grow children where your limbs used to be.

Q: Why did I just write that?

 

your body is screaming that it would like some oxygenated blood. Please.


missed again.

I'm not sure.


Q. Where am I right now?

 

A: In the Batcave.
Q: What is the Ultimate Question?

 

How many bothans does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

How many bothans DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb and why?

 

Four-hundred-and-sixty three ... why? Because I said so!

Why is there always carrot in puke, even when you haven't eaten carrot in months and months?