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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Dsource, Mar 17, 2001.

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  1. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    Because carrot is evil and it sits in your stomach waiting for you to be sick.

    Why are Skywalkers so good at whining?
     
  2. JediGecko

    JediGecko Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Dec 13, 2000
    They have a pull-string that activates it.

    What is the greatest ever acheivement of humankind?
     
  3. JediMasterKieca

    JediMasterKieca Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 30, 2000
    Figuring out that the moon doesn't disappear behind the earth's shadow at different times in the lunar month but is really made out of cheese and the space monsters eat it and make a new one...

    What is the value of d in the following:

    8(d-4)-3(4-d)=d
     
  4. JediEnna

    JediEnna Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 25, 2000
    d=11

    Why was I so excited about doing an algebra question?
     
  5. maestrino

    maestrino Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 12, 2000
    Because you're an arts student.. deprived of maths for several years.

    Do you think your computer has conciousness?
     
  6. Grizzly

    Grizzly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 22, 2000
    of course it does!!!!!! haven't you ever seen ReBoot???

    why does E=MC² ??
     
  7. JediGecko

    JediGecko Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Dec 13, 2000
    Because energy equals mass times the speed of light squared!

    If you can't trust the governments of the wrld, who can you trust?
     
  8. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 12, 2000
    A: Me. Scary innit?

    Q:Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
     
  9. Grizzly

    Grizzly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 22, 2000
    second star on the left and straight on til morning.

    why is it so?
     
  10. Sith Magician

    Sith Magician Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 14, 1999
    So it is.

    Q: the foods that have an "aquired" taste, ie, blue vein cheese, why bother long enough to aquire it?
     
  11. Shadowfire

    Shadowfire Jedi Master star 4

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    A.
    Because eventually you will end up in a cheap hotel room in France with your best mate and you will try to get him to have some of the absolutely marvelous cheese you bought in the corner deli half an hour ago but he won't because he says it smells like dog puke but you maintain that it is meant to smell like dog puke and that it tastes really yummy and after you eat half the cheese you quickly slug the cheap bottle of French wine to get rid of the taste of dog puke from your mouth and maybe the crafty old bugger was right.

    Q. Why did I share that with you?
     
  12. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Because you wanted to make us feel sicker than we already are.

    Why do doctors always give you antibiotics that you have to take so many times in a day you're bound to forget sometime?
     
  13. Kalor_Voe

    Kalor_Voe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 10, 2000
    A. So you can just stop bothering them and die.

    Q. How come your left foot is STILL your left foot even when you're facing the other way?
     
  14. JediMasterKieca

    JediMasterKieca Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 30, 2000
    It's all a matter of perspective


    Why hasn't anyone told JE her answer to the algebra question was wrong?
    (PS d = 4.4 :D )
     
  15. Sith Magician

    Sith Magician Jedi Master star 5

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    well, to be honest, it's because I didn't have a clue myself....

    Q: Why don't Bond villains just shoot him when they capture him?
     
  16. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Sith....ya just dont get it do ya? (Austin Powers reference...i love that movie)

    Why does my life really suck sometimes?
     
  17. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    A; Cos it's better that it sucks. Otherwise it'd blow.

    Q: Why do they call them M&M's when there's only one M on em?
     
  18. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Because they all have MPD.

    Why are gummy bears cooler than real bears?
     
  19. JediEnna

    JediEnna Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 25, 2000
    cos they're pretty colours.

    dang - JMK's right - I really am rusty.

    which spelling is better, fairy or faery?
     
  20. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    Faery. Fairy makes me think of the tooth fairy, cheapskate that she was.

    Why is my phone bill always so expensive?
     
  21. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 12, 2000
    A: Cause you never shut up :p

    Q: Who agrees with me?
     
  22. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    Not me.

    Who else is disappointed that Dsource doesn't get his game?
     
  23. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 12, 2000
    A: No-one!

    Q: Who thinks she should still give it to me?
     
  24. Kalor_Voe

    Kalor_Voe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 10, 2000
    A. Me! Fight! Fight!

    Q. why is "fan film" so similar to "landfill"?

    (this is not aimed at anyone in particular, to protect me from screaming poisoned monkeys)
     
  25. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    A:because cameras can brainwash anyone into thinking they have talent, just ask my bro, he can't aim for anything, that's why the last family shot has my dad with no head
    Q: Why does UWS bother with buying books when they just bury em?
     
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