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Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Veraden, Mar 28, 2005.

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  1. Veraden

    Veraden Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Answer the previoius stupid question, then ask one. Remember to keep all questions somehow Star Wars related.

    I'll Start.

    Why is Yoda green rather than orange?

    [hl=black]Strilo[/hl] edit: This game has reached 200 pages. As such it will be on hiatus for a month and can then be restarted.
     
  2. darth_Boba

    darth_Boba Jedi Master star 4

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    His parents were green.


    Why is an X-wing called an X-wing?
     
  3. Axle-Starweilder

    Axle-Starweilder Jedi Master star 6

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    rats!

    it's called that because of all the exes that darth vader used to draw on his crossbar


    what does the mighty chewbacca carry in that bandolier of his anyway?
     
  4. Sekotian_Jedi

    Sekotian_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Tooth Burshes and Tooth Paste (how else would he keep his teeth clean? :p )


    Why do Stormtroopers always miss the heroes?
     
  5. Drac39

    Drac39 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Jul 9, 2002
    Because they are going blind.

    Why isnt there a polka dot lightsaber?
     
  6. Veraden

    Veraden Jedi Padawan star 4

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    There was, in the sith wars, but the sith destroyed them all.

    How tall would Yoda be if he landed on Mace's head?
     
  7. SaeseeJim

    SaeseeJim Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 21, 2003
    Taller then he is now.


    Why didn't Obi-Wan find some lady to marry when he was on Tatooine waiting for luke to be old enough?
     
  8. Veraden

    Veraden Jedi Padawan star 4

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    All the women were killed by the sand people.

    Why did the sand people kill all the women?
     
  9. Drac39

    Drac39 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Because they decided being gay was cool with the Metrosexual fad.

    Why do padawans wear braids?
     
  10. Veraden

    Veraden Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 6, 2004
    So they have something to chew on when they get nervous.



    Why is Courascant round?
     
  11. WLDB

    WLDB Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 11, 2004
    Because Star Wars wasnt made before 1492.

    Why does Darth Vader wear a black suit, why not green or red?
     
  12. heels1785

    heels1785 JCC/PT/New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Palpatine told him the black suit goes better with his boots.

    Why is Mace bald?


     
  13. YouAgain

    YouAgain Jedi Master star 5

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    Dec 20, 2001
    Accident with a lightsaber in his padawan days.


    Why is jabba so fat?
     
  14. michaelbacca

    michaelbacca Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 15, 2005
    Because he doesn't play enough racketball.




    Why didn't Star Wars have a soundtrack full of songs by Queen?
     
  15. Ghost_Jedi

    Ghost_Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sep 27, 2003
    b/c GL had to save something for that other sci-fi series




    Why is the milk blue?
     
  16. STUBRIS

    STUBRIS Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 11, 2001
    Because the green milk was sold out

    Why does Han love Leia?
     
  17. Sekotian_Jedi

    Sekotian_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Because she is rich. (though it could be that he actually loves her too... :p )

    Why do the TIE fighters make so much noise?
     
  18. KenKenobi

    KenKenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jul 11, 2002
    They ate Mexican for supper


    Why did Obi-Wan assume the name "Ben Kenobi"?
     
  19. JediNemesis

    JediNemesis Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 27, 2003
    Because 'Elvis Kenobi' didn't quite cut it.

    Why does Luke have that haircut?
     
  20. Reboscale

    Reboscale Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Because no one would believe that a kid with a goofy haircut could be the son of a dark lord.


    Why does Jabba make his slaves wear metal bikinis??? Why can't they just wear blue jeans and a T-shirt?
     
  21. Axle-Starweilder

    Axle-Starweilder Jedi Master star 6

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    because he likes what it does to their nipples.

    why does aunt beru like batchi so much?
     
  22. Reboscale

    Reboscale Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Feb 14, 2005
    Because she used to play Bocce in collage!
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    Why doesn't Chewbacca get sub-titles?
     
  23. GORILLA

    GORILLA Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Mar 21, 2002
    Because she refuses to speak to those filthy Italian/Tatooine imigrants.

    Why do ugnaughts wear smocks?
     
  24. Timothor

    Timothor Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 12, 2004
    Since togas went out of fashion.

    Why are Wookies so hairy?
     
  25. Reboscale

    Reboscale Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Feb 14, 2005
    Because they're Baptised in Rogain. (duh)


    Why did they build an exhuast port on the Death Star that led directly to the main reactor?
     
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