Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Veraden, Mar 28, 2005.

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  1. Veraden Jedi Master

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    Oct 6, 2004
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    Answer the previoius stupid question, then ask one. Remember to keep all questions somehow Star Wars related.

    I'll Start.

    Why is Yoda green rather than orange?

    Strilo edit: This game has reached 200 pages. As such it will be on hiatus for a month and can then be restarted.
  2. darth_Boba Jedi Master

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    Aug 28, 2002
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    His parents were green.


    Why is an X-wing called an X-wing?
  3. Axle-Starweilder Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 6, 2005
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    rats!

    it's called that because of all the exes that darth vader used to draw on his crossbar


    what does the mighty chewbacca carry in that bandolier of his anyway?
  4. Sekotian_Jedi Jedi Master

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    Feb 12, 2005
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    Tooth Burshes and Tooth Paste (how else would he keep his teeth clean? :p )


    Why do Stormtroopers always miss the heroes?
  5. Drac39 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 9, 2002
    star 6
    Because they are going blind.

    Why isnt there a polka dot lightsaber?
  6. Veraden Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 6, 2004
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    There was, in the sith wars, but the sith destroyed them all.

    How tall would Yoda be if he landed on Mace's head?
  7. SaeseeJim Jedi Master

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    Oct 21, 2003
    star 4
    Taller then he is now.


    Why didn't Obi-Wan find some lady to marry when he was on Tatooine waiting for luke to be old enough?
  8. Veraden Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 6, 2004
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    All the women were killed by the sand people.

    Why did the sand people kill all the women?
  9. Drac39 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 9, 2002
    star 6
    Because they decided being gay was cool with the Metrosexual fad.

    Why do padawans wear braids?
  10. Veraden Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 6, 2004
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    So they have something to chew on when they get nervous.



    Why is Courascant round?
  11. WLDB Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 11, 2004
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    Because Star Wars wasnt made before 1492.

    Why does Darth Vader wear a black suit, why not green or red?
  12. heels1785 Jedi Draft and Streak for Colors Commissioner

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    Member Since:
    Dec 10, 2003
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    Palpatine told him the black suit goes better with his boots.

    Why is Mace bald?


  13. YouAgain Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 20, 2001
    star 5
    Accident with a lightsaber in his padawan days.


    Why is jabba so fat?
  14. michaelbacca Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2005
    star 1
    Because he doesn't play enough racketball.




    Why didn't Star Wars have a soundtrack full of songs by Queen?
  15. Ghost_Jedi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2003
    star 5
    b/c GL had to save something for that other sci-fi series




    Why is the milk blue?
  16. STUBRIS Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 11, 2001
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    Because the green milk was sold out

    Why does Han love Leia?
  17. Sekotian_Jedi Jedi Master

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    Feb 12, 2005
    star 4
    Because she is rich. (though it could be that he actually loves her too... :p )

    Why do the TIE fighters make so much noise?
  18. KenKenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 11, 2002
    star 6
    They ate Mexican for supper


    Why did Obi-Wan assume the name "Ben Kenobi"?
  19. JediNemesis Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 27, 2003
    star 4
    Because 'Elvis Kenobi' didn't quite cut it.

    Why does Luke have that haircut?
  20. Reboscale Jedi Master

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    Feb 14, 2005
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    Because no one would believe that a kid with a goofy haircut could be the son of a dark lord.


    Why does Jabba make his slaves wear metal bikinis??? Why can't they just wear blue jeans and a T-shirt?
  21. Axle-Starweilder Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 6, 2005
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    because he likes what it does to their nipples.

    why does aunt beru like batchi so much?
  22. Reboscale Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 14, 2005
    star 4
    Because she used to play Bocce in collage!
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    Why doesn't Chewbacca get sub-titles?
  23. GORILLA Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 21, 2002
    star 2
    Because she refuses to speak to those filthy Italian/Tatooine imigrants.

    Why do ugnaughts wear smocks?
  24. Timothor Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 12, 2004
    star 4
    Since togas went out of fashion.

    Why are Wookies so hairy?
  25. Reboscale Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 14, 2005
    star 4
    Because they're Baptised in Rogain. (duh)


    Why did they build an exhuast port on the Death Star that led directly to the main reactor?
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