Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Answer the previoius stupid question, then ask one. Remember to keep all questions somehow Star Wars related.

I'll Start.

Why is Yoda green rather than orange?

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His parents were green.


Why is an X-wing called an X-wing?

 

rats!

it's called that because of all the exes that darth vader used to draw on his crossbar


what does the mighty chewbacca carry in that bandolier of his anyway?

 

Tooth Burshes and Tooth Paste (how else would he keep his teeth clean? )


Why do Stormtroopers always miss the heroes?

 

Because they are going blind.

Why isnt there a polka dot lightsaber?

 

There was, in the sith wars, but the sith destroyed them all.

How tall would Yoda be if he landed on Mace's head?

 

Taller then he is now.


Why didn't Obi-Wan find some lady to marry when he was on Tatooine waiting for luke to be old enough?

 

All the women were killed by the sand people.

Why did the sand people kill all the women?

 

Because they decided being gay was cool with the Metrosexual fad.

Why do padawans wear braids?

 

So they have something to chew on when they get nervous.



Why is Courascant round?

 

Because Star Wars wasnt made before 1492.

Why does Darth Vader wear a black suit, why not green or red?

 

Accident with a lightsaber in his padawan days.


Why is jabba so fat?

 

Because he doesn't play enough racketball.




Why didn't Star Wars have a soundtrack full of songs by Queen?

 

b/c GL had to save something for that other sci-fi series




Why is the milk blue?

 

Because the green milk was sold out

Why does Han love Leia?

 

Because she is rich. (though it could be that he actually loves her too... )

Why do the TIE fighters make so much noise?

 

They ate Mexican for supper


Why did Obi-Wan assume the name "Ben Kenobi"?

 

Because 'Elvis Kenobi' didn't quite cut it.

Why does Luke have that haircut?

 

Because no one would believe that a kid with a goofy haircut could be the son of a dark lord.


Why does Jabba make his slaves wear metal bikinis??? Why can't they just wear blue jeans and a T-shirt?

 

because he likes what it does to their nipples.

why does aunt beru like batchi so much?

 

Because she used to play Bocce in collage!
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Why doesn't Chewbacca get sub-titles?

 

Because she refuses to speak to those filthy Italian/Tatooine imigrants.

Why do ugnaughts wear smocks?

 

Since togas went out of fashion.

Why are Wookies so hairy?

 

Because they're Baptised in Rogain. (duh)


Why did they build an exhuast port on the Death Star that led directly to the main reactor?