Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Whichever one forgot to wear uber-heavy-duty anti-wrinkle cream that day.

What would happen if you locked Tsavong Lah in a room with Ep. I Anakin, Wes Janson, and a bunch of Ewoks?

 

a book would be writen.





what would it be about?

 

Coffee.

Do Ewoks like coffee?

 

Ewoks like anything that lets them beat up technologically superior but mentally inferior foes.

Why can't stormtroopers aim?

 

because theyre not alowed to go to the toilet until they shoot someobdy but, unfortunatly, many explode and die before this point.

When is kasshyk

 

long ago in a galaxy not so far from here.

why did the Vindar kill C-3PO in a cave with 2 Squidge?

 

same reason why Han locked him in a closet with a bunch of Jawas for a week.

What do you get when you cross Yoda with a Hutt?

 

you get Yoda living in a hutt in a hut.

what would happen if Grievous met a Vindar along with Dexter at Dex's Diner and said: Fluke Emma Yadaffi Ding Dong?

 

They'd all be served Hostess cupcakes.

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Why did the AT-ST cross the road?

 

To run over the bantha.

Did Watto have pets?

 

He lost them in various betting schemes.

Where does blue milk come from?

 

regular Milk dyed Blue.

does Palpatine ever realize that he is so D*** ugly?

 

He probably does! He wouldn't win a beauty contest if he was the only person in one.

What would a Jedi do if he/she was in Russia?

 

Speak Russian.

Does Vader use deodorant?

 

Not anymore. He's dead


Did Luke ever blast a Jawa?

 

Yes. He did it for a bit of a laugh.

If the Queen of Britain was a Jedi, who would be her Sith rival?

 

Darth Invincible who comes from Mars.

How come the armor of the sandtroopers had dirt smeared over them as soon as they arrived to Tattooine?

 

There was a mud wrestling competition enroute to Tatooine.

Why is Obi-Wan's lightsaber blue?

 

A: because of the size of his pocketbook.



Q: Where did padawan hair braids originate?

 

They were mass-produced in a factory on Coruscant and then they were glueed to the padawans' heads.

What if the Empire built a giant, metallic Yoda head instead of the Death Star?

 

then, it would be shaped like Yoda.

What if they used David Prowse's Voice for Darth Vader? would we takr him seriously?

 

only if he wore rabbit ears

would JarJar ever take anything seriously?

 

Go visit the was Janson fan club and the New User Social IV: The Return of the Rebirth of the Revival of Insanity threads to find out



would JarJar ever take anything seriously?

Scientists found out that's physically impossible for him.


How did Jar jar ever get into the sw universe?

 

He crash-landed and no one ever figured out to fix his ship.

Does anyone actually like Jar Jar?

 

they like him at target practice. as the target.

Why did Vader and Palpy color-coordinate their outfits?