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Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Veraden, Mar 28, 2005.

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  1. exar-tull

    exar-tull Jedi Master star 5

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    to get the 30% off deal.






    is c-3po gay?
     
  2. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    He doesn't sound happy to me.

    Did Count Dooku underestimate Anakin?
     
  3. exar-tull

    exar-tull Jedi Master star 5

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    no the cue card man did.





    what color marker does the cue card man use?
     
  4. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Purple.

    What if Obi-Wan had killed Anakin on Mustafar?
     
  5. exar-tull

    exar-tull Jedi Master star 5

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    there could not be episodes 4,5,6.






    what if padme had quadruplets?
     
  6. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    GL would've had to think of two more names.

    What if the Sith had not risen again?
     
  7. exar-tull

    exar-tull Jedi Master star 5

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    another bad plot.






    when will this insanity end?
     
  8. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    when Palpy leaves Anakin to die on Mustafar. Or when Obiwan runs off with a handmaiden and leaves Luke to the mercies of his aunt and uncle.

    What was Lucas thinking when he came up with Jar Jar and the Gungans in general?
     
  9. Orrelios

    Orrelios Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    He thought that the SW saga needed a species that looks like ducks and act strangely.

    Which bounty hunter likes afternoon tea?
     
  10. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    Boba "tea leaf" Fett


    What would happen if the Jedi were evil?
     
  11. ShrunkenJedi

    ShrunkenJedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Then they'd be the Sith. Duh. :rolleyes:

    :p

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    What happens to the Lars homestead after it's burned out?
     
  12. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jawas and/or Hutts take it over and make it into a tourist attraction.

    Why is Anakin Skywalker such a good pilot?
     
  13. Viceroy_NuteGunray

    Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Because he uses auto-pilot.

    What would Mr Bean do if he was a Jedi?
     
  14. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    He'd cut off his own foot with his lightsaber.

    Is Dave Wolverton a psuedonym of Mel Brooks?
     
  15. Orrelios

    Orrelios Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    No, it's a pseudonym for Dark Helmet.

    Why does Lucas say that Darth Vader is the villain of the saga, when it is really the emperor who is?
     
  16. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Because he was making stuff up while he went along

    Why don't the Ep. III rebels just bring down a building on Palpy and make it look like an accident?
     
  17. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Because to pull a Looney Tunes stunt like that, the Saga would have had to have been released by Warner instead of Fox.

    Is 'Solo' Han's real last name, or did he change it in order to sound kinna badass?
     
  18. JohnnyRingo02

    JohnnyRingo02 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    No it's actually Han Frederick but Han changed it because he kept having to whack people who were laughing at him.

    What exactly type of meat was that Chewie grabbed in ROTJ?
     
  19. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    It was chewable meat.



    Who do they call a Jedi merchant?
     
  20. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    There aren't andy Jedi merchants. they all became Sith, led by Darth Trump, and whoever's his apprentice this season.

    How were clones able to suprise and kill the entire Jedi order?
     
  21. Chiss_Insight

    Chiss_Insight Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Because clones clearly demonstrate the power of a mob mentality.

    Why did Yoda have his #$$ handed to him by Palps in ROTS?
     
  22. Rogue_Han

    Rogue_Han Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Because otherwise Palpy would die too early, in turn leaving Anakin to die on Mustafar, and that would cause certain problems to our beloved story.

    Why did they let Lucas script the love story?
     
  23. justicejedi

    justicejedi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    because lucas loves seeing natalie portman cry

    why is yoda so short?
     
  24. Viceroy_NuteGunray

    Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Padawan star 4

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    He didn't eat his vege's.

    Why does C-3PO have a silly walk?
     
  25. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Because he was made by a child.

    Did Shmi know Anakin was making C-3PO?
     
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