Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Veraden, Mar 28, 2005.

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  1. exar-tull Force Ghost

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    Feb 22, 2001
    star 5
    to get the 30% off deal.






    is c-3po gay?
  2. Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2005
    star 6
    He doesn't sound happy to me.

    Did Count Dooku underestimate Anakin?
  3. exar-tull Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 2001
    star 5
    no the cue card man did.





    what color marker does the cue card man use?
  4. Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling

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    Jan 10, 2005
    star 6
    Purple.

    What if Obi-Wan had killed Anakin on Mustafar?
  5. exar-tull Force Ghost

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    Feb 22, 2001
    star 5
    there could not be episodes 4,5,6.






    what if padme had quadruplets?
  6. Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling

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    Jan 10, 2005
    star 6
    GL would've had to think of two more names.

    What if the Sith had not risen again?
  7. exar-tull Force Ghost

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    Feb 22, 2001
    star 5
    another bad plot.






    when will this insanity end?
  8. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    when Palpy leaves Anakin to die on Mustafar. Or when Obiwan runs off with a handmaiden and leaves Luke to the mercies of his aunt and uncle.

    What was Lucas thinking when he came up with Jar Jar and the Gungans in general?
  9. Nexumaster Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 21, 2005
    star 4
    He thought that the SW saga needed a species that looks like ducks and act strangely.

    Which bounty hunter likes afternoon tea?
  10. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    Boba "tea leaf" Fett


    What would happen if the Jedi were evil?
  11. ShrunkenJedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 26, 2003
    star 5
    Then they'd be the Sith. Duh. :rolleyes:

    :p

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    What happens to the Lars homestead after it's burned out?
  12. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
    star 2
    Jawas and/or Hutts take it over and make it into a tourist attraction.

    Why is Anakin Skywalker such a good pilot?
  13. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

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    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    Because he uses auto-pilot.

    What would Mr Bean do if he was a Jedi?
  14. Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2005
    star 6
    He'd cut off his own foot with his lightsaber.

    Is Dave Wolverton a psuedonym of Mel Brooks?
  15. Nexumaster Force Ghost

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    Feb 21, 2005
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    No, it's a pseudonym for Dark Helmet.

    Why does Lucas say that Darth Vader is the villain of the saga, when it is really the emperor who is?
  16. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2006
    star 2
    Because he was making stuff up while he went along

    Why don't the Ep. III rebels just bring down a building on Palpy and make it look like an accident?
  17. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    Because to pull a Looney Tunes stunt like that, the Saga would have had to have been released by Warner instead of Fox.

    Is 'Solo' Han's real last name, or did he change it in order to sound kinna badass?
  18. JohnnyRingo02 Jedi Knight

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    Mar 17, 2006
    star 2
    No it's actually Han Frederick but Han changed it because he kept having to whack people who were laughing at him.

    What exactly type of meat was that Chewie grabbed in ROTJ?
  19. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    It was chewable meat.



    Who do they call a Jedi merchant?
  20. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    There aren't andy Jedi merchants. they all became Sith, led by Darth Trump, and whoever's his apprentice this season.

    How were clones able to suprise and kill the entire Jedi order?
  21. Chiss_Insight Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2006
    star 1
    Because clones clearly demonstrate the power of a mob mentality.

    Why did Yoda have his #$$ handed to him by Palps in ROTS?
  22. Rogue_Han Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 10, 2006
    star 1
    Because otherwise Palpy would die too early, in turn leaving Anakin to die on Mustafar, and that would cause certain problems to our beloved story.

    Why did they let Lucas script the love story?
  23. justicejedi Jedi Master

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    Oct 8, 2006
    star 3
    because lucas loves seeing natalie portman cry

    why is yoda so short?
  24. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    He didn't eat his vege's.

    Why does C-3PO have a silly walk?
  25. Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2005
    star 6
    Because he was made by a child.

    Did Shmi know Anakin was making C-3PO?
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