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is c-3po gay?

 

He doesn't sound happy to me.

Did Count Dooku underestimate Anakin?

 

no the cue card man did.





what color marker does the cue card man use?

 

Purple.

What if Obi-Wan had killed Anakin on Mustafar?

 

there could not be episodes 4,5,6.






what if padme had quadruplets?

 

GL would've had to think of two more names.

What if the Sith had not risen again?

 

another bad plot.






when will this insanity end?

 

when Palpy leaves Anakin to die on Mustafar. Or when Obiwan runs off with a handmaiden and leaves Luke to the mercies of his aunt and uncle.

What was Lucas thinking when he came up with Jar Jar and the Gungans in general?

 

He thought that the SW saga needed a species that looks like ducks and act strangely.

Which bounty hunter likes afternoon tea?

 

Boba "tea leaf" Fett


What would happen if the Jedi were evil?

 

Then they'd be the Sith. Duh.



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What happens to the Lars homestead after it's burned out?

 

Jawas and/or Hutts take it over and make it into a tourist attraction.

Why is Anakin Skywalker such a good pilot?

 

Because he uses auto-pilot.

What would Mr Bean do if he was a Jedi?

 

He'd cut off his own foot with his lightsaber.

Is Dave Wolverton a psuedonym of Mel Brooks?

 

No, it's a pseudonym for Dark Helmet.

Why does Lucas say that Darth Vader is the villain of the saga, when it is really the emperor who is?

 

Because he was making stuff up while he went along

Why don't the Ep. III rebels just bring down a building on Palpy and make it look like an accident?

 

Because to pull a Looney Tunes stunt like that, the Saga would have had to have been released by Warner instead of Fox.

Is 'Solo' Han's real last name, or did he change it in order to sound kinna badass?

 

No it's actually Han Frederick but Han changed it because he kept having to whack people who were laughing at him.

What exactly type of meat was that Chewie grabbed in ROTJ?

 

It was chewable meat.



Who do they call a Jedi merchant?

 

There aren't andy Jedi merchants. they all became Sith, led by Darth Trump, and whoever's his apprentice this season.

How were clones able to suprise and kill the entire Jedi order?

 

Because clones clearly demonstrate the power of a mob mentality.

Why did Yoda have his #$$ handed to him by Palps in ROTS?

 

Because otherwise Palpy would die too early, in turn leaving Anakin to die on Mustafar, and that would cause certain problems to our beloved story.

Why did they let Lucas script the love story?

 

because lucas loves seeing natalie portman cry

why is yoda so short?

 

He didn't eat his vege's.

Why does C-3PO have a silly walk?

 

Because he was made by a child.

Did Shmi know Anakin was making C-3PO?