Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Veraden, Mar 28, 2005.

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  1. Rogue_Han Jedi Knight

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    Oct 10, 2006
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    Could you walk straight if you had metal legs?

    Why isn't Chewie gray-haired/furred by now, as old as he is?
  2. justicejedi Jedi Master

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    Oct 8, 2006
    star 3
    Chewie replaces his gray hairs with Han's back hair

    Why do stormtroopers walk so stiffly?
  3. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
    star 2
    because they have metal legs.

    how do stormies keep their armor nice and shiny?
  4. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
    star 4
    Lemon-Scented Pledge?

    What are Luke and Leia's middle names?
  5. Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2005
    star 6
    Benjamin and Persephone.

    What if Star Wars had been written by Piers Anthony?
  6. Jacen_Solo14 Jedi Master

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    Oct 21, 2005
    star 4
    Then it would suck


    What if jar jar died?
  7. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    (a la Monty Python) then there would be great rejoicing.

    What would happen if JarJar and Threepio had a meaningful, philosophical conversation about the meaning of life?
  8. Jacen_Solo14 Jedi Master

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    Oct 21, 2005
    star 4
    Then it couldn't be them.

    monty python reference=D=


    What if Monty Python made another movie?
  9. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
    star 2
    I repeat, there would be much rejoicing :D

    What would happen if JarJar was in it?!
  10. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

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    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    It would be the most completely useless film ever made.

    Why is Jar Jar Binks on George W. Bush's hit list?
  11. RocketGirl Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2002
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    Because he's sick of JarJar making him look dumb by comparison.

    How many Ewoks does it take to change a lightbulb?
  12. Darth-Erevos Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2006
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    Only one if it is a Jedi Ewok

    Does Grievous eat real food?
  13. RocketGirl Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2002
    star 4
    Naw, he eats that Gerber-looking junk they fed RoboCop

    Inty Edit: Let's keep the questions family friendly!
  14. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    If derivatives and integrals are opposites, which would be Jedi and which would be Sith?
  15. Darth-Omi-Rewer Jedi Master

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    Oct 27, 2004
    star 3
    Neither.

    If Anakin and Padme had another child, what would its name be?
  16. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Brian "I-owe-my-life-to-Lucas" Skywalker.

    What would have happened if Luke and Leia had grown up together?
  17. Rogue_Han Jedi Knight

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    Oct 10, 2006
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    It wouldn't be Star Wars.

    What would have happened if Obi-Wan had had a little less traction on those shoes in TPM (when he skids to a stop in front of the laser thing)?
  18. justicejedi Jedi Master

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    Oct 8, 2006
    star 3
    then qui-gon would've turned to the dark side

    why did mace pick a purple lightsaber?
  19. Darth-Erevos Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2006
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    He has an eye condition than allows him only to see the purple color, so he knows when its on.

    Has Grievous a girlfriend?
  20. exar-tull Force Ghost

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    Feb 22, 2001
    star 5
    yes assaj ventess.




    does grevious drink beer?
  21. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
    star 2
    of COURSE he drinks beer! What do you think that random liquid inside him is anyway, gasoline?

    Is Owen Lars somehow related to Obi-wan?
  22. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
    star 4
    Obi-wan is Owen's sister.

    Darth Vader, huh? How does one 'vade', anyway?
  23. Rogue_Han Jedi Knight

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    Oct 10, 2006
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    By putting on 'vaders' and 'vading' into knee-'vaist' deep vater, of course.

    Why would Luke fall in love with a computer?

  24. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    So he could play the Episode 4 computer game.


    Is Luke really human?
  25. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    No, he's a bowl of soup.

    How much dew could a Dewback back if a Dewback could back dew?
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