Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Veraden, Mar 28, 2005.

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  1. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    As much as he wanted. No one's going to argue with him.

    How did the Force-witches manage to survive for so long?
  2. Darth-Erevos Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2006
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    They had the power to cheat death. They teached Plageis.

    Does Darth Sidious like HoloComedies?
  3. Slanir_Tezneech Force Ghost

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    Jul 5, 2005
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    yes, his favourite is Dude wheres my Speeder!

    Does Vader enjoy a good Ice-Cream from time to time
  4. Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling

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    Jan 10, 2005
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    Once in a while he gets a craving for a chocolate milkshake.

    What does Luke do when he's depressed?
  5. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    He 'ignites his lightsaber', if you know what I mean. o_O

    How can Han be Solo if he's always hanging with Chewie?
  6. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    Who says he's always hanging out with Chewie ;)

    Where did Qui Xux and the rest of the engineers at the Maw installation go to college?
  7. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    Hull

    Does Vader get, like, way stinky under that suit? How does he wash without taking off his life support gear?
  8. Nexumaster Force Ghost

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    Feb 21, 2005
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    He lets a group of stormtroopers pour water mixed with soap into his suit, and when he feels that he is ready, he lets the water flow out from small vents in the suit. And then it's up to helpful imperial officers to clean up the stinky water from the floor.

    Where did Tion Medon and Commander Cody disappear after the battle of Utapau?
  9. spasticewok Jedi Knight

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    Oct 12, 2006
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    They became cantina dancers in the little know Gay section of courascant.

    What happened to the Jedi that weren't killed in the Jedi Purge?

    ......No really....What Happened to them?
  10. Obese_1_Ka-Blooey Jedi Master

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    Jan 7, 2006
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    they became spasticewok


    When will the Boards cease to exist?
  11. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    whenever people come back to their senses and realize we spend WAY too much time on here :D. Either that or choose to accept above statement.

    Did the Solo kids (or Ben Skywalker for that matter) have to wear braces?
  12. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    No, but before they were even out of college, Han was wearing a truss...

    What kind of music do kids in Star Wars listen to that really irritates their parents?
  13. Nexumaster Force Ghost

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    Feb 21, 2005
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    Yodarock, rock music that is sung entirely by members of Yoda's species.

    Why did Jaina Solo smell like an old bantha that never had taken a bath?
  14. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    To get to the other side! HAHAHAHA! Haha...ha...! Waitasec...that's not a joke? And that's not the answer? Hmm...okay, I don't get it.

    Why wouldn't they blow up an empty escape pod, anyway?
  15. DarthDubya05 Jedi Master

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    Dec 1, 2005
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    who blows up an Empty Space Pod?!

    what if The Parallel Universes of Star Wars and Star Trek met?
  16. Nexumaster Force Ghost

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    Feb 21, 2005
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    Many things would happen: Chewbacca would get new friends and Luke would have to listen to trekkie tales all the night long, every day.

    Why did Yoda always hide his piggy bank so badly that even a ewok could find it?
  17. justicejedi Jedi Master

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    Oct 8, 2006
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    so the ewoks are lured to dagobah, only to be disposed by HK-47!

    how does jango use a flamethrower without a match?
  18. Rancorasourous Jedi Knight

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    Sep 23, 2006
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  19. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Looks like someone didn't read how this thread is suppsoed to work before posting.

    Jango Fett uses his flamthrower without a match by using his reputation, which is really just a load of hot air.

    Is 'Dak' short for 'Dakery'? Or 'Daiqueris'?
  20. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    No, it's short for DAKASAUROUS REX!
    yes, I have had far too much sugar than my pancreas can handle.

    Does Palpy have a heart?
  21. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    He has the heart of an artichoke: green and slimy.

    What would the OT be like if, instead of Han Solo, it had Buzz Lightyear?
  22. JohnnyRingo02 Jedi Knight

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    Mar 17, 2006
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    You would hear the screams of a thousand fanboys all being silenced in an instant.


    How much do you think Jar Jar would sell for on Ebay?
  23. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    Sell? You'd have to pay me to take a JarJar!

    Why is royalty always elected instead of hereditary in Star Wars? (Actually, that question might not be so stupid, but hey...)
  24. 694377 Force Ghost

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    Jun 24, 2006
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    because royalty cleans the hereditary house of honour so they see it as "you scratch my back and i scratch yours".

    why would an ewok say "Yub Nub" in an angry way if you asked it if it had a jetpack?
  25. exar-tull Force Ghost

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    Feb 22, 2001
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    the gnome say to.




    what color is the gnomes hat?
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