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Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Veraden, Mar 28, 2005.

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  1. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    As much as he wanted. No one's going to argue with him.

    How did the Force-witches manage to survive for so long?
     
  2. Darth-Erevos

    Darth-Erevos Jedi Youngling star 1

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    They had the power to cheat death. They teached Plageis.

    Does Darth Sidious like HoloComedies?
     
  3. Slanir_Tezneech

    Slanir_Tezneech Jedi Master star 4

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    yes, his favourite is Dude wheres my Speeder!

    Does Vader enjoy a good Ice-Cream from time to time
     
  4. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Once in a while he gets a craving for a chocolate milkshake.

    What does Luke do when he's depressed?
     
  5. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    He 'ignites his lightsaber', if you know what I mean. o_O

    How can Han be Solo if he's always hanging with Chewie?
     
  6. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Who says he's always hanging out with Chewie ;)

    Where did Qui Xux and the rest of the engineers at the Maw installation go to college?
     
  7. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Hull

    Does Vader get, like, way stinky under that suit? How does he wash without taking off his life support gear?
     
  8. Orrelios

    Orrelios Jedi Master star 4

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    He lets a group of stormtroopers pour water mixed with soap into his suit, and when he feels that he is ready, he lets the water flow out from small vents in the suit. And then it's up to helpful imperial officers to clean up the stinky water from the floor.

    Where did Tion Medon and Commander Cody disappear after the battle of Utapau?
     
  9. spasticewok

    spasticewok Jedi Youngling star 1

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    They became cantina dancers in the little know Gay section of courascant.

    What happened to the Jedi that weren't killed in the Jedi Purge?

    ......No really....What Happened to them?
     
  10. Obese_1_Ka-Blooey

    Obese_1_Ka-Blooey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    they became spasticewok


    When will the Boards cease to exist?
     
  11. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    whenever people come back to their senses and realize we spend WAY too much time on here :D. Either that or choose to accept above statement.

    Did the Solo kids (or Ben Skywalker for that matter) have to wear braces?
     
  12. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    No, but before they were even out of college, Han was wearing a truss...

    What kind of music do kids in Star Wars listen to that really irritates their parents?
     
  13. Orrelios

    Orrelios Jedi Master star 4

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    Yodarock, rock music that is sung entirely by members of Yoda's species.

    Why did Jaina Solo smell like an old bantha that never had taken a bath?
     
  14. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    To get to the other side! HAHAHAHA! Haha...ha...! Waitasec...that's not a joke? And that's not the answer? Hmm...okay, I don't get it.

    Why wouldn't they blow up an empty escape pod, anyway?
     
  15. DarthDubya05

    DarthDubya05 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    who blows up an Empty Space Pod?!

    what if The Parallel Universes of Star Wars and Star Trek met?
     
  16. Orrelios

    Orrelios Jedi Master star 4

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    Many things would happen: Chewbacca would get new friends and Luke would have to listen to trekkie tales all the night long, every day.

    Why did Yoda always hide his piggy bank so badly that even a ewok could find it?
     
  17. justicejedi

    justicejedi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    so the ewoks are lured to dagobah, only to be disposed by HK-47!

    how does jango use a flamethrower without a match?
     
  18. Rancorasourous

    Rancorasourous Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Is big foot a wookie?:confused:
     
  19. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Looks like someone didn't read how this thread is suppsoed to work before posting.

    Jango Fett uses his flamthrower without a match by using his reputation, which is really just a load of hot air.

    Is 'Dak' short for 'Dakery'? Or 'Daiqueris'?
     
  20. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    No, it's short for DAKASAUROUS REX!
    yes, I have had far too much sugar than my pancreas can handle.

    Does Palpy have a heart?
     
  21. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    He has the heart of an artichoke: green and slimy.

    What would the OT be like if, instead of Han Solo, it had Buzz Lightyear?
     
  22. JohnnyRingo02

    JohnnyRingo02 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    You would hear the screams of a thousand fanboys all being silenced in an instant.


    How much do you think Jar Jar would sell for on Ebay?
     
  23. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Sell? You'd have to pay me to take a JarJar!

    Why is royalty always elected instead of hereditary in Star Wars? (Actually, that question might not be so stupid, but hey...)
     
  24. 694377

    694377 Jedi Master star 5

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    because royalty cleans the hereditary house of honour so they see it as "you scratch my back and i scratch yours".

    why would an ewok say "Yub Nub" in an angry way if you asked it if it had a jetpack?
     
  25. exar-tull

    exar-tull Jedi Master star 5

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    Feb 22, 2001
    the gnome say to.




    what color is the gnomes hat?
     
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