Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

As much as he wanted. No one's going to argue with him.

How did the Force-witches manage to survive for so long?

 

They had the power to cheat death. They teached Plageis.

Does Darth Sidious like HoloComedies?

 

yes, his favourite is Dude wheres my Speeder!

Does Vader enjoy a good Ice-Cream from time to time

 

Once in a while he gets a craving for a chocolate milkshake.

What does Luke do when he's depressed?

 

He 'ignites his lightsaber', if you know what I mean.

How can Han be Solo if he's always hanging with Chewie?

 

Who says he's always hanging out with Chewie

Where did Qui Xux and the rest of the engineers at the Maw installation go to college?

 

Hull

Does Vader get, like, way stinky under that suit? How does he wash without taking off his life support gear?

 

He lets a group of stormtroopers pour water mixed with soap into his suit, and when he feels that he is ready, he lets the water flow out from small vents in the suit. And then it's up to helpful imperial officers to clean up the stinky water from the floor.

Where did Tion Medon and Commander Cody disappear after the battle of Utapau?

 

They became cantina dancers in the little know Gay section of courascant.

What happened to the Jedi that weren't killed in the Jedi Purge?

......No really....What Happened to them?

 

they became spasticewok


When will the Boards cease to exist?

 

whenever people come back to their senses and realize we spend WAY too much time on here . Either that or choose to accept above statement.

Did the Solo kids (or Ben Skywalker for that matter) have to wear braces?

 

No, but before they were even out of college, Han was wearing a truss...

What kind of music do kids in Star Wars listen to that really irritates their parents?

 

Yodarock, rock music that is sung entirely by members of Yoda's species.

Why did Jaina Solo smell like an old bantha that never had taken a bath?

 

To get to the other side! HAHAHAHA! Haha...ha...! Waitasec...that's not a joke? And that's not the answer? Hmm...okay, I don't get it.

Why wouldn't they blow up an empty escape pod, anyway?

 

who blows up an Empty Space Pod?!

what if The Parallel Universes of Star Wars and Star Trek met?

 

Many things would happen: Chewbacca would get new friends and Luke would have to listen to trekkie tales all the night long, every day.

Why did Yoda always hide his piggy bank so badly that even a ewok could find it?

 

so the ewoks are lured to dagobah, only to be disposed by HK-47!

how does jango use a flamethrower without a match?

 

Is big foot a wookie?

 

Looks like someone didn't read how this thread is suppsoed to work before posting.

Jango Fett uses his flamthrower without a match by using his reputation, which is really just a load of hot air.

Is 'Dak' short for 'Dakery'? Or 'Daiqueris'?

 

No, it's short for DAKASAUROUS REX!
yes, I have had far too much sugar than my pancreas can handle.

Does Palpy have a heart?

 

He has the heart of an artichoke: green and slimy.

What would the OT be like if, instead of Han Solo, it had Buzz Lightyear?

 

You would hear the screams of a thousand fanboys all being silenced in an instant.


How much do you think Jar Jar would sell for on Ebay?

 

Sell? You'd have to pay me to take a JarJar!

Why is royalty always elected instead of hereditary in Star Wars? (Actually, that question might not be so stupid, but hey...)

 

because royalty cleans the hereditary house of honour so they see it as "you scratch my back and i scratch yours".

why would an ewok say "Yub Nub" in an angry way if you asked it if it had a jetpack?

 

the gnome say to.




what color is the gnomes hat?