Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Veraden, Mar 28, 2005.

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  1. Nexumaster Force Ghost

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    Feb 21, 2005
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    Red, as one of the emperors royal guards.

    When during the saga, did Vader have a heart attack that made him grasp his chest and grunt in pain.


  2. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    12.

    Why isnt Salcious Crumb on ritalin?
  3. Nexumaster Force Ghost

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    Feb 21, 2005
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    Because he had Jabba near him.

    How could Vader have a heart attack at the age of 12, when he still was Anakin Skywalker and not Darth Vader?
  4. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    Twelve.

    Speaking of Salacious Crumb, where is his father, Salacious Bread?
  5. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    In my stomach. He wasn't bad..kinda crunchy, actually.

    Would the Sarlaac eat Jabba?
  6. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    With chips. The Sarlacc has a cholesterol problem.

    How many Ewoks could you cram into a clown car?
  7. Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling

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    Jan 10, 2005
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    I wouldn't put any Ewoks in any kind of car.

    Why did Yoda go to Dagobah?
  8. DarthDubya05 Jedi Master

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    Dec 1, 2005
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    because he can.

    When did Vader get his Starship License?
  9. LadyVader93 Jedi Knight

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    Apr 1, 2006
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    he didnt....need one



    why is sidious so manitulative?
  10. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    because being manipulative is more fun than not being manipulative

    what kind of Jedi can mind-trick Hutts?
  11. LadyVader93 Jedi Knight

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    Apr 1, 2006
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    tom cruise


    i was arguring with someone about why BFII is better than the original...it is better?? right?!?!?!
  12. Knight-8311 Jedi Knight

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    Sep 18, 2006
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  13. 694377 Force Ghost

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    Jun 24, 2006
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    LadyVader93, they are just like cake: you eat 1 and then you want some more...

    Knight-8311, Star Wars is an underwater world in a park next to a little jawa's sandcrawler.

    What would General Grievous do if he had a grip on the star wars galaxy?
  14. clonetrooper1 Jedi Master

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    Apr 12, 2005
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    He's let go and fall through the universe


    why would anakin eat creepy crawlies?
  15. LadyVader93 Jedi Knight

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    Apr 1, 2006
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    what do u mean by creppy crawlies??? if u mean what i am thinking its fried ladybug...and he ate it because it was "the will of the (force) bug"


    why do people ask stupid questions like that!?!?!?
  16. FaithInTheDarkSide Jedi Master

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    Aug 30, 2006
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    Because it's an "Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer" thread. Gee, isn't that obvious?

    Why do you think those questions are stupid? (notice that I'm expecting a stupid answer)
  17. LadyVader93 Jedi Knight

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    Apr 1, 2006
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    dude calm down man...the answer is always BACON!!!





    i like bacon...do u like bacon
  18. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Well, not Gamorrean bacon. And the answer is always "twelve", not "bacon".

    Does Luke have a Tattooine driver's license?
  19. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Apr 17, 2006
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    No, but he does have a tattoo of one.


    Where did Boba Fett eat breakfast?
  20. LadyVader93 Jedi Knight

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    Apr 1, 2006
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    oh oh in the Sarclacs(sp) mouth!!!



    who invented banana's?
  21. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    Cal Omas, taking his cue from an ancient politician named Al Gore

    What kind of cereal does Luke eat?
  22. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Why, See-ThreepiOs?, of course! Part of this nutritious breakfast!

    Who the heck goes to an empty canyon to beg, anyway?
  23. Tatooine_92 Jedi Knight

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    Sep 15, 2005
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    Twelve.

    ~

    Why couldn't TK-421 copy?
  24. RocketGirl Jedi Master

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    Cuz the TK-421 is a fax machine, not a copier.

    What gets vented through the small thermal exhaust port right below the main port anyway?
  25. darksidesticks Jedi Knight

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    Aug 18, 2006
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    You really don't want to know.

    Did Anakin ever visit the Moons of Iego?
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