Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

No, but they made a Lego out of him.

How many clone troopers, minus Mace Windu were on Kamino?

 

about 2 more than mace windu would ever need.

why did the clone wars spread across the galaxy along with order 66

 

Ask Palps.

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Do the letters B-O-T-O-X mean anything to Palpatine? Anything at all?

 

yes, it means:

bring me a large glass of jawa juice and make it a small one.

 

I believe you forgot your Stupid Question, so I shall give one:

Is Nute Gunray afraid of the dark?

 

Not anymore, but he had a night light until he was fourteen.

What if Han were strong in the Force?

 

Then he would have been the next Sith.

What if wamp rats were shorter than two meters?

 

then in swarms, they could take over the planets that belonged to the new republic...

what would happen if a jawa and a tusken went into mos eisly catina and asked the bartender if anyone had seen a blue toydarian named watto in town?

 

then they would Kill the Toydarian.

on a scale of 1-100, how ugly is Palpatine?

 

Palpatine IS the scale

How much jam could a Jar-Jar jar if a Jar-Jar could jar jam?

 

Jammaton it would be,so Jar Jar could jar about jarless number of them.


Why is Mace Windu's head shaved clean?

 

Dude got Force lice. Not a pretty sight.

If variety is the spice of life, are they mining variety on Kessel?

 

More variety than you can imagine.

Why did Kyp Durron listen to Exar Kun?

 

because the name "Exar Kun" sounds a lot like Attila the Hun

Should Yoda have taught Leia instead of Luke?

 

Nah. She'd be too worried about getting swamp slime in her hair.

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What's the purpose of giving Sith red lightsabers?

 

cause red is cool.

what if Aayla had the hots for Yoda?

 

Their child would be the color of turquoise.

Why did maul use a double-bladed lightsaber?

 

it's cool.

does Palpat5ine know Vader saw him while he was trying on some Bras and panties while looking at himself in the mirror?

 

no...otherwise Palpy would have been looking for a new Dark Lord of the Sith WAAAAY before Ep VI

What's Palpy's favorite song/piece of music?

 

It's moonlight sonata by Bethoven..


Why Vader wore a black robe?

 

Because he was dripping metal.

What if Yoda was married to Yaddle?

 

it'd be Episode II: Attack of the Whills

How many wookies own a han solo action figure?

 

35623465578 Wookies own Han figures.



Does Anakin choke all of his Girlfriends?

 

Just the ones he gets pregnant.

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Did Obi-Wan and Padme secretly have a "thing" for each other?

 

depends on which one you ask...

why don't any Jedi have orange lightsabers?