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Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Veraden, Mar 28, 2005.

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  1. Darth-Omi-Rewer

    Darth-Omi-Rewer Jedi Youngling star 3

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    No, but they made a Lego out of him.

    How many clone troopers, minus Mace Windu were on Kamino?
     
  2. 694377

    694377 Jedi Master star 5

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    about 2 more than mace windu would ever need.

    why did the clone wars spread across the galaxy along with order 66
     
  3. Tatooine_92

    Tatooine_92 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Ask Palps.

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    Do the letters B-O-T-O-X mean anything to Palpatine? Anything at all?
     
  4. 694377

    694377 Jedi Master star 5

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    yes, it means:

    bring me a large glass of jawa juice and make it a small one.
     
  5. Tatooine_92

    Tatooine_92 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I believe you forgot your Stupid Question, so I shall give one:

    Is Nute Gunray afraid of the dark?
     
  6. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Not anymore, but he had a night light until he was fourteen.

    What if Han were strong in the Force?
     
  7. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Then he would have been the next Sith.

    What if wamp rats were shorter than two meters?
     
  8. 694377

    694377 Jedi Master star 5

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    then in swarms, they could take over the planets that belonged to the new republic...

    what would happen if a jawa and a tusken went into mos eisly catina and asked the bartender if anyone had seen a blue toydarian named watto in town?
     
  9. DarthDubya05

    DarthDubya05 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    then they would Kill the Toydarian.

    on a scale of 1-100, how ugly is Palpatine?
     
  10. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Palpatine IS the scale

    How much jam could a Jar-Jar jar if a Jar-Jar could jar jam?
     
  11. Jedi_Caesar

    Jedi_Caesar Jedi Master star 4

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    Jammaton it would be,so Jar Jar could jar about jarless number of them.


    Why is Mace Windu's head shaved clean?
     
  12. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Dude got Force lice. Not a pretty sight.

    If variety is the spice of life, are they mining variety on Kessel?
     
  13. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    More variety than you can imagine.

    Why did Kyp Durron listen to Exar Kun?
     
  14. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    because the name "Exar Kun" sounds a lot like Attila the Hun

    Should Yoda have taught Leia instead of Luke?
     
  15. Tatooine_92

    Tatooine_92 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Nah. She'd be too worried about getting swamp slime in her hair.

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    What's the purpose of giving Sith red lightsabers?
     
  16. DarthDubya05

    DarthDubya05 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    cause red is cool.

    what if Aayla had the hots for Yoda?
     
  17. Darklord07

    Darklord07 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Their child would be the color of turquoise.

    Why did maul use a double-bladed lightsaber?
     
  18. DarthDubya05

    DarthDubya05 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    it's cool.

    does Palpat5ine know Vader saw him while he was trying on some Bras and panties while looking at himself in the mirror?
     
  19. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    no...otherwise Palpy would have been looking for a new Dark Lord of the Sith WAAAAY before Ep VI

    What's Palpy's favorite song/piece of music?
     
  20. Jedi_Caesar

    Jedi_Caesar Jedi Master star 4

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    It's moonlight sonata by Bethoven..


    Why Vader wore a black robe?
     
  21. Dorme_Amidala

    Dorme_Amidala Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Oct 21, 2006
    Because he was dripping metal.

    What if Yoda was married to Yaddle?
     
  22. justicejedidied

    justicejedidied Jedi Youngling star 1

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    it'd be Episode II: Attack of the Whills

    How many wookies own a han solo action figure?
     
  23. emporergerner

    emporergerner Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 6, 2005
    35623465578 Wookies own Han figures.



    Does Anakin choke all of his Girlfriends?







     
  24. Tatooine_92

    Tatooine_92 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Just the ones he gets pregnant.

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    Did Obi-Wan and Padme secretly have a "thing" for each other?
     
  25. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    depends on which one you ask...

    why don't any Jedi have orange lightsabers?
     
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