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Because she was afraid she would lose money with him being a child star

Why can`t Jedi get married?

 

Because the wedding bands hinder their force powers.



Why didn't Obi-wan just use his Force Run to go help Qui-Gon?????

 

(exactly wut ive been thinking since ive seen ep 1)

because obi wan wanted qui gon to die so he could kill darth maul all by himself!

wut would have happened if qui gons lightsaber had fallen and obi wan cudnt use it to kill maul??

 

He would have cried like a baby.


Why would he have cried like a baby?

 

So he can die in his tears.

Why Yoda had to die???

 

Becoz he hated luke so he wanted 2 make it difficult on him

 

... Um... It's a little easier to be funny when I get a question to answer... ... ...


Why are all of the Cantina patrons species we never see agin in any of the movies?

 

becasues they all die in bar fights



y in the world would storm troopers want to ride dewbacks on tatoonie?

 

For the same reason anyone would want to drive an "Element"

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They get funny looks from other people.



Whose idea was it to put the Tractor Beam power terminal out in the open near the docking bay??

 

Luitient A$$hole from spaceballs


y wouldnt tie fighters have missles on them? (until the new ones i mean the original)

 

Because there budget all went to Darth Vaders dry cleaning bills. (You have no idea how hard that suit is to keep clean)




How does Darth Vader bob for apples?

 

force choking a stormy and dropping him in


if jedi are so sensitive then y cant they see a move during a fight? (a sword swing, or a blaster shot to the rear)

 

fighters block (da da dum, chhhh!)
(sorry, thaqt was bad)



Am I the only one who caught Jar Jar getting kicked in the cocanuts in Episode 1?

 

no cuss tthere isnt any balls there


y wouldnt there be hyperdrive engines on ties?

 

Because Palpatine obviously wanted to base his entire navy on a cheap peice of crap.


Why in the hell didn't Qui-Gon just rip Jarjar's tongue off?

 

Isn't that obvious? Qui-Gon was working with the Sith... as much as he wanted to rip Jar-Jar's toungue out... He knew that Palpatine would need him to screw up the galaxy, so he refrained.



Is Jar Jar under the influence of the Sith? Why?

 

yes he is, sidious promised infinite amount of food.

why is qui gon a jedi?

 

Because he has long hair.


Who is Yoda's Brother?

 

The frog-like animal outside Jabba's palace that eats a rat or somthing then burps

why was leia's hair up in buns

 

cuz shes danish

whos got a better sense of style padme or leia?

 

neither, Because Donald Trump doesnt do their hair.

Why dont cars fly, yet?

 

Because of the fact that Harry Truman let everything go to hell. If it wasn't for Truman we would be the only superpower in the world, and that's a fact. We shouldn't have allowed anyone else to get the atom bomb, but Truman did. Then we would have no vietnam war, no korean war, no gulf war, ect.. WHo knows how much more advanced we might be.


Why did I just waste my time telling my historical idealism to a bunch of people who probably don't care?

 

Because you obviously wanted to kill the thread by asking a question nobody could answer.



What is Vader screwing on in is Tie-Fighter before he shoots somebody?

 

His drink of course. We all know how hard Vader hits the vodka when he gets depressed.

Why would Vader be depressed?

 

Watch Episode 1 to 6. You'll find many answers.


Why is Luke dressed in black?