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Why do dogs Bark?

 

Because meowing is gay.

 

n/a ...

 

Oh, I get it now...I`ll try again.

A:Because meowing is gay.

Q:Why is meowing gay?

 

I can't touch that....I want to....but I'll probably get my hands slapped.

 

uhm here goes...

Meowing is gay because the cat is happy(?!)

Why's the cat happy anyway¿

 

The cat is happy because it took a leak somewhere it shouldn't have.

Where did the cat go pee?

 

The cat went pee in a bowl of soup

Oh God! Why wasnt that soup?

 

It was, the cat just urinated in it.

Whats with all the cat?

 

So, are you saying it`s "pee" soup?

A: We have a fixation with kitties.

Q: Why are some kitties furrier than others?

 

A: Becasue they don't know how to shave!

I think we all know where the cat peed, but don't want to bring it up again!

 

Dark_but_Chic is this like movie celebrity chain? like we have to link the previous answer the next question? anyway i'll ask...
Why are cats sometimes so cute?

 

Why are cats sometimes so cute?

A: Because pavement is ugly!

 

Chris...Chris...Chris.....you have to ask a question related to your answer to keep the flow going. Here, I'll provide the question for your answer.

(Chris's) Q: Why is pavement so hard?

A: Because it makes it hurts more when you do a face-plant on it.

Q: How often should you water your face-plant?

 

Q: How often should you water your face-plant?

A: Twice daily, after ramping up for it.



Q: Who came up with this thread?

 

A: Not me!

Q: Why aren`t we getting this?

 

Q: Why aren't we getting this?

A: Because we have too much junk in our heads!


Q: Should I close the thread?

 

A: I dunno.

Q: What do YOU think?

 

It would be a mercy killing...

Why don't you lock this thread?

 

A: I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

Q: Should we just let it go and sink?

 

A: Perhaps we could evolve it into something different. I saw a "Corrupted wish" thread once that was kind of entertaining. It worked this way. I would wish for something like "I wish I didn't have to go to work everyday." and then someone would answer with "Granted: You don't have to go to work everyday because you never leave work." The the person who granted the wish would make a wish etc...etc...

Q: Can we change gears like that?

 

A: That sounds like fun!

Q: Is there anyone who doesn't want to do this?

 

A: there may be a few who don't.

Q: Should we start another thread for it or just do it in this one?

 

A: we should start a new thread.

Q: Would people still post on this thread if they had a stupid question?

 

A: Well, they`ve all been pretty stupid so far...

Q: Are we still gonna talk about cats on the other thread?