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A: We can talk about ligers if you like?


Q: Why not talk about cows?

 

Q:A: Does not compute..............

 

Q: Does it ever compute?

 

A: Don't ask!

Q: What took you so long to sign on today?

 

A: Might as well talk about cows. As I mentioned recently, we`re all cattle anyway. CATTLE!!!
moo.

Q: Do cows have a particular number of udders?

 

Q: What took you so long to sign on today?
A: If that was directed to me....A) Slept in B) Danielle was working.

 

A: not directed at you. Was asking Jason since we know he doesn't do anything at work.

Q: Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed?

 

A: I only have one side to get out of.

Q: Why do all of the fans I buy totally suck?

 

A: You have to plug them in!

Q: Why do I keep asking stupid questions?

 

A: There should be a blow button
Q: WHy does the heat suck?

 

Q: What took me so long to sighn in?
A: I work 10-9 tonight and had to put in my 2 hours of real work so i can talk all day to you bone heads.

 

A: Becasue it gives us something to complain about!

Q: Did you find an AC unit to fit your window?

 

A: this last question was not destined to me but I just got an AC last week and it does fit my window.

Q: did anybody else wanted to answer that question?

 

A. Yes other people want to answer your question

Q. Does anybody else really want to answer that question¿

 

A: No

Q: Does any one mind if I take a nap?

 

A: I do not mind as long you do not snore

Q: do you snore?

 

A: Like a school bus with a bad muffler.

Q: Did my snoring wake anyone up last night?

 

A: If i sleeped in the same bed with you and there is no chick in the middle then NO.

Q: Is the bed a twin size?

 

So, you`re saying that if you were in bed with me alone, you`d sleep OK?

 

A: Yes, it`s a twin.

Q: Why, do you need more room for us?

 

A: Becasue we are big people!

Q: Why are we still playing this game?

 

A: I dunno...I think I may have started it today.

Q:

 

Q: What were you thinking?

 

A: I am thinking we are going nowhere.

Q: do you know what we should talk about?

 

A: No

Q: What?