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There probably American made.

Am I hung over from last night?

 

If you are, you are up early.

What causes hangovers?

 

Kool-Aid

Why do I like Kool-Aid so much?

 

Because it's just too hard to say "no" to a 6 ft tall pitcher who busts through walls.

Who pays for the damages?

 

Tax payers of course!

What is the best cure for hangovers?

 

More Kool-Aid....and lots of meat.

Do you like meat?

 

Only if it tastes like chicken.

What does chicken taste like?

 

Depends.

On what?

 

Um.. well, I guess it would depend then if it's original or extra crispy...

Why am I so tired?

 

Probably from staying up all night watching original Star Trek reruns.

Is that it?

 

It is more like You-Tube videos...

Why do groceries cost so much?

 

Because Luke is slacking off on the farm

You'd think Luke's "occupation" on Tatooine would be more exciting than a Moisture Farmer, wouldn't you?

 

That's what makes it such a great story.

What do you think they do with the moisture once they harvest it?

 

Probably make more kool-aid.

Where is the sun today?

 

Took a day off... you know... overworked and underpaid...

Do you think the sun will return today?

 

As long as there is Jimmy Dean sausage...

Why do things break as soon as the warranty runs out?

 

It's a conspiracy.

Who do you think is behind it?

 

smurfs

Why are they blue?

 

Because they drank all the blue milk.


What goes good with blue milk?

 

MORE blue milk!

Why did Beru start making blue milk?

 

The girl needed a little color! They lived on Tatooine for goodness sake!

What color was the water?

 

Trick question, there was no water.

Or did you mean all the water we had over the weekend?

 

Only if that water was of the brewed variety.

Why can't politicians just ANSWER THE QUESTION??????

 

Well, if I'm elected, I promise to put an end to corruption in government, to lower taxes on the middle class, to hold businesses accountable for the impact that they have on the environment, to promote education in our schools, to stand firm in what I believe in, to say "yes we can!", to seek out new life and new civilizations, to bring Smurfs back to Saturday mornings, (queue the patriotic music...) because blue milk is nutritious, and combined with C3P-oh's cereal, is part of a balanced breakfast, and kids need nutrition because knowing is half the battle and they are the future, and Mr. Chancelor, by the power of Greyskull - change is coming...

For the Republic!!![/b]




I'm sorry, what was the question?

 

You have me so brainwashed it really doesn't matter

How do you wash a brain?