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What makes us Star Wars fans such a tight-knit group?

 

Because Granny's sweater doesn't have buttons.

Where in the world did that come from?

 

I blame the aliens

Why do they always come at night?

 

Because they all bought underbody light kits for their UFO's and want to show off.

How fast is Ludicrous Speed??

 

Can't tell cuz he goes by so fast.

Is anybody else enjoying the weather now?

 

it depends on what the weather was like when you asked the question.

What's the deal with Leia's hairdo in ANH??

 

Bad hair day, obviously.

What's the most you've ever spent on a haircut?

 

$80 total but had to have the cut twice. The first $40 was the original cut, the second $40 was to fix it!

Does that count?

 

It should!

Why does looking into the sun make you sneeze?

 

I dunno, but I think looking into the moon makes you burp.

What should I do today?

 

It is time to jump in some leaves!

Are you watching that?

 

I'm not watching that, I'm watching this...

So, who watches the watchers?

 

The One.

Would you dare to fly a kite today?

 

Hoping to intercept one of the owls from Hogwarts.

What should I use as magical owl bait?

 

A Magical Mouse... you know... like the one in Florida...

What does Mickey think of Harry Potter?

 

I'd be more worried about what the fairy godmother. One too many bippity boppities and poof!! Your a mouse.

Who would win, Harry Potter or the Fairy Godmother???

 

"Expeliarmus" is shorter to say than "Bippity Boppity Boo." Potter wins.

What does the Tooth Fairy do with all those teeth, anyway?

 

He sands them down into spheres and strings them into necklaces, you know fake pearls. That is where they got the term show me those pearly whites, is there why of checking the harvest.

How is it that people in the southern hemisphere don't fall off the ground?

 

Here's a stupid question...

What is this?
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The other fandom that bears the Star something name.....


Better question is where did you find it?

 

In the back of my closet.

What else was in there??!?

 

Some Old Chewing gum
An Extra Blaster
"The Club"
3 Pairs of GoGo boots
A pleather Michael Jackson Thriller jacket
An old 8 track of Jefferson Starship
Your pet cat
and....
One Mother-in-Law.

Betcha didn't know you owned a cat, did ya?

 

That would explain the hair all over the mother-in-law....

Did you have a litter box?

 

Yes, but...

for the cat or the mother in law??

 

I actually have to think about that one!

How early is too early to decorate for Christmas?