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Discussion in 'Buffalo, NY' started by Dark_but_Chic, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. RevanStarkiller

    RevanStarkiller Jedi Youngling star 2

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    If you decorate the house on Arbor Day...

    If I Trick or Treat-ed at your house on Christmas, what would you put on my treat bag?
     
  2. 72Princess

    72Princess Jedi Knight star 4

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    Candy Canes

    Would you expect a Christmas present at Easter?
     
  3. BPStoyle

    BPStoyle Social Media Admin star 4

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    Jesus.

    Can I form my own religion?
     
  4. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Yes.

    Does God have feet?
     
  5. RevanStarkiller

    RevanStarkiller Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Yes... and he knows Kung Fu, so watch out!

    Would you like to walk around in a human-sized hamster ball?
     
  6. BPStoyle

    BPStoyle Social Media Admin star 4

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    Only if I can take it down the carpool lane.

    What about Flintstones cars?
     
  7. HippoFett

    HippoFett Jedi Youngling star 1

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    It's nearly impossible to find one still within warranty.

    How does one begin to potty train a dinosaur?
     
  8. RevanStarkiller

    RevanStarkiller Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Put a birthday hat on it and tie it's feet to the railroad tracks...oh wait, you didn't mean Party Train??

    If there was an extra 2 hours added to everyday, what would you do with that time?
     
  9. BPStoyle

    BPStoyle Social Media Admin star 4

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    Sleep. Or brush up on my ninja training.

    Anyone know a good local sensei?
     
  10. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    Yes, and he's a ninja... but I can never find him.

    Have you ever seen a Ninja parade?
     
  11. HippoFett

    HippoFett Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yep.

    Where do the Macy's Parade balloons go after thanksgiving?
     
  12. 72Princess

    72Princess Jedi Knight star 4

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    Warehouse 13

    What is their magical power?
     
  13. BPStoyle

    BPStoyle Social Media Admin star 4

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    Their bigger on the inside. Of course that means it takes more air to fill them up.

    Is there a worse way to spend our money?
     
  14. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    Yes... AIG

    Why couldn't the government payout their loan in Imperial Credits?
     
  15. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Imperial Credits are worth less than 1/100 of a cent, so that wouldn't work.

    Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

     
  16. BPStoyle

    BPStoyle Social Media Admin star 4

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    It's another way The Man keeps us down.

    How does The Man pick us up?
     
  17. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    He doesn't.

    Where's Chico in all of this?
     
  18. BPStoyle

    BPStoyle Social Media Admin star 4

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    On Gil's shoulder.

    Wouldn't that get heavy after a while?
     
  19. HippoFett

    HippoFett Jedi Youngling star 1

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    That's where the marionette strings help.

    Are muppets real?
     
  20. 72Princess

    72Princess Jedi Knight star 4

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    Of course!

    Does that mean Jabba is real?
     
  21. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    No, but that odor sure is...

    What's worse, a Hutt or a wet wookie?
     
  22. Mother_of_the_Twins

    Mother_of_the_Twins Jedi Master star 5

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    Wet wookie in a locker room, for sure.

    How do I know that?
     
  23. 72Princess

    72Princess Jedi Knight star 4

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    Too much time in locker rooms...

    Can a Wookie really take notes with such hairy hands? ;)
     
  24. BPStoyle

    BPStoyle Social Media Admin star 4

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    On their planet, notes are taken by braiding their hair in certain patterns. It's like stenography for hair.

    The real question is, could they use an iPad?
     
  25. Mother_of_the_Twins

    Mother_of_the_Twins Jedi Master star 5

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    I think they make really BIG ones for big paws.

    How do you spell "RRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR" ?