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I think you just did!

But, what does it meeeeannn?

 

"I just love to celebrate Life Day back on Kashyyk!"

Is it cold enough for you?

 

Um, yes.

Anybody else ready for spring?

 

Only for the last three weeks or so.

Can we ship the snow on out to the ice caps?

 

No.

How do thaw out a fleet of shipping trucks?

 

Use a really, really big hairdryer.

Do you have one?

 

If we get a bunch of little hairdryers and a LOT of extension cords we'll get the same effect.

Are extension cords waterproof?

 

Not really.

Are you electrocution proof? Beaker?

 

ZAP! ZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!

Do I look fried?

 

You look like that CD I put in the microwave once.

How can I get rid of that burnt plastic smell?

 

Burn a strand of hair.

Or would you prefer a little patchouli?

 

Nah. Just light a match.

Or is that supposed to be just in the bathroom?

 

I'm not allowed to play with matches in bathtub.

Anyone know a more effective way than paint thinner to clean tile?

 

Linoleum.

Anyone else in the mood for a cover-up?

 

Sure! Ask any elected official a question!

When is a good time to take Christmas decorations down?

 

Today.
How many coffees can I buy with a 20 dollar gift card to starbucks?

 

If you order what I used to order... only 4.

How much is too much for a cup of coffee?

 

More than what you have in your pocket.

Are you desperate for coffee?

 

I am always desperate for coffee...

Why isn't coffee free?

 

Because caffeine is a drug

Why is caffeine so addicting?

 

because caffeine is a drug.

why does it snow in Buffalo?

 

Because the Lords of Kobol hate us.

So say we all?

 

Aye-Aye Captain!

Should I salute?

 

Sure! Just use more than one finger.

How many fingers do you have to offer?

 

That is a species dependent question you know...

How many sweatshirts does one guy actually need?