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Discussion in 'Buffalo, NY' started by Dark_but_Chic, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. HippoFett Jedi Knight

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    Oct 26, 2010
    star 1
    just one if it's reversible.

    Anyone want to buy some sweaters?
  2. 72Princess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2010
    star 4
    No, but I have some of Hubby's sweatshirts I will sell ya!

    Why do they make short sleeve sweaters?
  3. chewbaccachris34 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 16, 2010
    star 4
    so you can sweat on a warm day too

    Why are sweaters so itchy?
  4. 72Princess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2010
    star 4
    Because they are made of wool.

    Do sheep complain about the itchiness of wool?
  5. chewbaccachris34 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 16, 2010
    star 4
    no cuz its their hair

    do sheep feel cold without their wool?
  6. 72Princess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2010
    star 4
    of course!

    If leather is cow hide and should not get wet, why can cows stand in the rain?
  7. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 8, 2005
    star 5
    They use umbrellas!

    Have you ever seen a cow with an umbrella?
  8. chewbaccachris34 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 16, 2010
    star 4
    only in Seattle

    Why is Seattle so rainy?
  9. 72Princess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2010
    star 4
    Because it is cloudy there.

    Why is it so cold here in Buffalo?
  10. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 8, 2005
    star 5
    Because it has to be cold somewhere.

    Isn't it colder than this in Minnesota?
  11. 72Princess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2010
    star 4
    Oh Yaw donchaknow.

    How cold does it have to be for people to close the schools around here?
  12. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 8, 2005
    star 5
    Think Hoth. That's a clue.

    Wonder why I love my remote start on my car?
  13. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 8, 2005
    star 5
    Guess that was a no-brainer.

    How can I get better gas mileage while my car is idling in the driveway to warm up?
  14. Loseytwin12 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 14, 2010
    star 4
    Paint it green.

    Why is green an ugly color?
  15. 72Princess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2010
    star 4
    I am sure Yoda would disagree.

    Who said green was ugly?
  16. 72Princess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2010
    star 4
    That's what I would like to know!

    How long will this thaw last before it snows again?

  17. BPStoyle Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 5, 2010
    star 4
    Longer than we deserve, but sooner than we need.

    Can I make my hair grow faster?
  18. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 8, 2005
    star 5
    Sure. Eat your Wheaties!

    Does anybody actually eat them anymore?
  19. Loseytwin12 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 14, 2010
    star 4
    Only Champions

    Do losing teams eat their Wheaties?
  20. HippoFett Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2010
    star 1
    If they didn't they'd lose WORSE.

    How does one prep for a competitive eating contest?
  21. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 8, 2005
    star 5
    Hang out with the Black Widow and watch.

    Why does that thought scare me?
  22. 72Princess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2010
    star 4
    Not a fan of gore I suppose.

    Will I ever get over this cold?
  23. 72Princess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2010
    star 4
    Finally over it but the kid is sick AGAIN!!!!

    Will the sickness ever end!!???
  24. 72Princess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2010
    star 4
    Of course not! Not to be out done, the little one broke his arm today!

    If I bought some Calgon, would it really take me away??????
  25. 72Princess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2010
    star 4
    Maybe but it might be worth trying...

    Any ideas where it will take me?