Discussion in 'Buffalo, NY' started by Dark_but_Chic, Jul 19, 2005.
I think one of Jar Jar's eye stalks stabbed me.
When can we get in line for AOTC 3D?
You're just going to have to wait.
Meanwhile, what are you doing the evening of June 9th???
Drinking. A lot.
Who's with me!?
Ahhhh. Not it.
Who will be the first to volunteer?
Okay, so we're starting this over too.
Who is the most excited about getting the boards back?
Hey! (tap tap... feedback...) Is this thing on?
I hear crickets.
Where is everybody?
Sheesh. Guess I'm the only one in the group at home today.
Isn't this weather the best?
Why are clouds white?
Because blue was taken, probably.
What's the coolest cloud formation you've ever seen?
I once saw this cloud formation that was all white and fluffy and it really really looked... like a cloud.
Why are clouds so interesting?
Because we can make up what they look like. (BTW I saw a cloud that looked like a roast turkey once...my wife posted a pic of it on her fb lol)
So....why am I constantly working OT when I don't get paid for it?
Maybe you're a glutton for punishment.
Or maybe because your job stinks?
Or maybe because management takes advantage.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
I'd write a reply song to the BareNakedLadies call, "I got a millian dollars", but I'd still Kraft dinner.
If soy can be made into just about any food that you can imagine, how come the makers have such a hard time getting it to "taste like chicken"?
because it isn't snake.
why would someone eat a snake?
Well, Duh! 'Cause snakes tastes like chicken.
If the product is called, "I can't believe it's not butter", then what exactly is it?
One chemical step below plastic
Who discovered butter in the first place?
Some farmer who was trying to make white-out.
Who cares, as long as we can enjoy it on a baked potato?
But what if you can't believe it's a baked potato?
Then I would just have to lie.
Is there really such a thing as a little white lie?
Little white lye or lie?
How do you teach a Grinch the true meaning of Christmas?
You make him sit down every year and watch the Charlie Brown Christmas Special.
Good Grief! Why does Lucy have to be such a (bleep)????
Are you sure you mean Lucy? She's always been nice to me...
If Lucy was a tool, what tool would she be?