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Discussion in 'Buffalo, NY' started by Dark_but_Chic, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    Apr 8, 2005
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    Definitely a wrench.

    Do you think we should all dress like Gene Simmons at the next Buffalo Con?
  2. BobaChris12 NE RSA & Buffalo, NY CR

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    I just hope Gene doesn't "work alone"

    Am I the only one anxious to see what next years comicon brings?
  3. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    Apr 8, 2005
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    Nope.

    Who is enjoying the fall weather?
  4. MilosMom Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 27, 2009
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    I am too.

    Why is it called Indian Summer?
  5. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    Dunno, but it's not summer any more.

    What's your favorite kind of holiday cookie?
  6. MilosMom Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 27, 2009
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    Anything I don't have to bake.

    Why is Santa' suit red?
  7. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 3, 2010
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    Gang colors. He's the leader of the Northside gang. They also go by the name of Da L'ves.

    Isn't he known around the ghetto as S. Clizzy?
  8. 72Princess Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 15, 2010
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    That gives a new meaning to his infamous quote "Ho... Ho... Ho"

    What does Mr Clause do in the Off-Season?
  9. JediXXL Force Ghost

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    Apr 11, 2003
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    I think it involves phones, elves and credit cards...

    So who's augmenting their income by moonlighting?
    Last edited by JediXXL, Dec 31, 2012
  10. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 3, 2010
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    Moonlighting? I joined the Cantina Band on the weekends during Happy Hour. Gotta pay for Christmas somehow.

    *Tap tap (feedback...)* Hello? Is this thing on?
  11. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    Apr 8, 2005
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    {I hear a wierd shrieking sound} so, yes.

    Mayo, mustard or oil? Peppers, pickles or olives?
  12. MilosMom Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 27, 2009
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    Mayo and none of the others.

    Why does my cat like to lie on the keyboard while I am trying to use it?
  13. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 3, 2010
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    um... because you are trying to use it.

    Who else believes that cats have a plan for world domination?
  14. quigonschuel Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 13, 2011
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    Ask Kitty Galore (reference from Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore) - SHE'LL tell you! ;)

    Why is the sky blue?
    Last edited by quigonschuel, Jan 28, 2013
  15. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 3, 2010
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    So it won't interfere with green screen technology.

    Is memory really the first thing to go?
  16. quigonschuel Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm sorry, what was the question? :p

    Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
  17. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Because when they are done handling the money, you will be broke.

    Is memory really the first thing to go?
  18. 72Princess Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 15, 2010
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    Ummm.....

    WHat was the question?
  19. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 3, 2010
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    No, What was the Second Baseman.

    If bread always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat?
  20. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    Believe it or not, some student at RIT made that question into a video but I don't remember how it ended.

    Why can't I remember?
  21. MilosMom Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 27, 2009
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    Because memory is the first to go.

    Would margarine have changed the outcome?
  22. myhale99 Force Ghost

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    Dec 6, 2005
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    Only if it's put on pancakes.

    But could you also use syrup?
  23. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    Apr 8, 2005
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    Definitely!

    Why does the syrup always end up on the table, your hands, the newspaper....?
  24. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 3, 2010
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    because you tried using it on your cat in place of butter.

    Hey.. where's Perry?
  25. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 3, 2010
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    With Waldo, of course!

    Why won't this snow go away?