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Definitely a wrench.

Do you think we should all dress like Gene Simmons at the next Buffalo Con?

 

I just hope Gene doesn't "work alone"

Am I the only one anxious to see what next years comicon brings?

 

Nope.

Who is enjoying the fall weather?

 

I am too.

Why is it called Indian Summer?

 

Dunno, but it's not summer any more.

What's your favorite kind of holiday cookie?

 

Anything I don't have to bake.

Why is Santa' suit red?

 

Gang colors. He's the leader of the Northside gang. They also go by the name of Da L'ves.

Isn't he known around the ghetto as S. Clizzy?

 

That gives a new meaning to his infamous quote "Ho... Ho... Ho"

What does Mr Clause do in the Off-Season?

 

I think it involves phones, elves and credit cards...

So who's augmenting their income by moonlighting?

 

Moonlighting? I joined the Cantina Band on the weekends during Happy Hour. Gotta pay for Christmas somehow.

*Tap tap (feedback...)* Hello? Is this thing on?

 

{I hear a wierd shrieking sound} so, yes.

Mayo, mustard or oil? Peppers, pickles or olives?

 

Mayo and none of the others.

Why does my cat like to lie on the keyboard while I am trying to use it?

 

um... because you are trying to use it.

Who else believes that cats have a plan for world domination?

 

Ask Kitty Galore (reference from Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore) - SHE'LL tell you!

Why is the sky blue?

 

So it won't interfere with green screen technology.

Is memory really the first thing to go?

 

I'm sorry, what was the question?

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

 

Because when they are done handling the money, you will be broke.

Is memory really the first thing to go?

 

Ummm.....

WHat was the question?

 

No, What was the Second Baseman.

If bread always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat?

 

Believe it or not, some student at RIT made that question into a video but I don't remember how it ended.

Why can't I remember?

 

Because memory is the first to go.

Would margarine have changed the outcome?

 

Only if it's put on pancakes.

But could you also use syrup?

 

Definitely!

Why does the syrup always end up on the table, your hands, the newspaper....?

 

because you tried using it on your cat in place of butter.

Hey.. where's Perry?

 

With Waldo, of course!

Why won't this snow go away?