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Discussion in 'Buffalo, NY' started by Dark_but_Chic, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. Mother_of_the_Twins

    Mother_of_the_Twins Jedi Master star 5

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    Definitely a wrench.

    Do you think we should all dress like Gene Simmons at the next Buffalo Con?
     
  2. BobaChris12

    BobaChris12 NE RSA & North Ridge VP star 9 Manager

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    I just hope Gene doesn't "work alone"

    Am I the only one anxious to see what next years comicon brings?
     
  3. Mother_of_the_Twins

    Mother_of_the_Twins Jedi Master star 5

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    Nope.

    Who is enjoying the fall weather?
     
  4. MilosMom

    MilosMom Jedi Knight star 4

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    I am too.

    Why is it called Indian Summer?
     
  5. Mother_of_the_Twins

    Mother_of_the_Twins Jedi Master star 5

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    Dunno, but it's not summer any more.

    What's your favorite kind of holiday cookie?
     
  6. MilosMom

    MilosMom Jedi Knight star 4

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    Anything I don't have to bake.

    Why is Santa' suit red?
     
  7. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    Gang colors. He's the leader of the Northside gang. They also go by the name of Da L'ves.

    Isn't he known around the ghetto as S. Clizzy?
     
  8. 72Princess

    72Princess Jedi Knight star 4

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    That gives a new meaning to his infamous quote "Ho... Ho... Ho"

    What does Mr Clause do in the Off-Season?
     
  9. JediXXL

    JediXXL Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Apr 11, 2003
    I think it involves phones, elves and credit cards...

    So who's augmenting their income by moonlighting?
     
  10. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    Moonlighting? I joined the Cantina Band on the weekends during Happy Hour. Gotta pay for Christmas somehow.

    *Tap tap (feedback...)* Hello? Is this thing on?
     
  11. Mother_of_the_Twins

    Mother_of_the_Twins Jedi Master star 5

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    {I hear a wierd shrieking sound} so, yes.

    Mayo, mustard or oil? Peppers, pickles or olives?
     
  12. MilosMom

    MilosMom Jedi Knight star 4

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    Mayo and none of the others.

    Why does my cat like to lie on the keyboard while I am trying to use it?
     
  13. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    um... because you are trying to use it.

    Who else believes that cats have a plan for world domination?
     
  14. quigonschuel

    quigonschuel Jedi Master star 4

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    Ask Kitty Galore (reference from Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore) - SHE'LL tell you! ;)

    Why is the sky blue?
     
  15. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    So it won't interfere with green screen technology.

    Is memory really the first thing to go?
     
  16. quigonschuel

    quigonschuel Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm sorry, what was the question? :p

    Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
     
  17. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    Because when they are done handling the money, you will be broke.

    Is memory really the first thing to go?
     
  18. 72Princess

    72Princess Jedi Knight star 4

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    Jun 15, 2010
    Ummm.....

    WHat was the question?
     
  19. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    No, What was the Second Baseman.

    If bread always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat?
     
  20. Mother_of_the_Twins

    Mother_of_the_Twins Jedi Master star 5

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    Believe it or not, some student at RIT made that question into a video but I don't remember how it ended.

    Why can't I remember?
     
  21. MilosMom

    MilosMom Jedi Knight star 4

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    Because memory is the first to go.

    Would margarine have changed the outcome?
     
  22. myhale99

    myhale99 Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 6, 2005
    Only if it's put on pancakes.

    But could you also use syrup?
     
  23. Mother_of_the_Twins

    Mother_of_the_Twins Jedi Master star 5

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    Definitely!

    Why does the syrup always end up on the table, your hands, the newspaper....?
     
  24. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    because you tried using it on your cat in place of butter.

    Hey.. where's Perry?
     
  25. JDuffPhoto

    JDuffPhoto Jedi Knight star 4

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    With Waldo, of course!

    Why won't this snow go away?