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Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by Dark_but_Chic, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. MilosMom Jedi Grand Master

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    Because it's winter.

    Why do week-ends go by so quickly?
  2. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    To annoy us.

    Why can't weekdays go as fast as weekends?
  3. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    Because they're longer.

    Why does this winter seem a lot longer than last year?
  4. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Because we haven't had winter in over a year.

    Why didn't I take today off as PTO?
  5. 72Princess Force Ghost

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    Because a day off from work sometimes can be payment enough.

    How can I get paid more, but have less responsibility?
  6. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Become a manager...

    Why do I have to come up with this?
  7. MilosMom Jedi Grand Master

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    Because you asked the stupid question and answered another..

    Why have I lost my train of thought?
  8. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Either your train of thought really has a caboose, or memory is the first thing to go.

    Didn't we cover this topic?
  9. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    I think memory is the second thing to go.

    Now, where did I leave my keys? [face_dunno]
  10. MilosMom Jedi Grand Master

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    On the dining room table.

    Why is it only Tuesday?
  11. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    In reference to the above topic, because weekdays draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggg....

    If memory is the second thing to go, what was the first thing?
  12. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    I don't remember.

    Do you think it's something important?
  13. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    That depends.

    What were we talking about?
  14. quigonschuel Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm not sure...

    Why is the sky blue?
  15. JDuffPhoto Jedi Grand Master

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    Because, "It's not easy being green"

    Can you imagine Kermit and Yoda singing that as a duet?
  16. 72Princess Force Ghost

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    Yes, it is easy to do because Yoda and Miss Piggy are the same person.

    Why hasn't Miss Piggy ever worn a green dress?
  17. MilosMom Jedi Grand Master

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    Because it would make people think Luau.

    Couldn't the Gieco Gekko join with Yoda and Kermit and become a trio?
  18. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    Only if the Green Hornet came along and made it a quartet.

    What should they sing?
  19. MilosMom Jedi Grand Master

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    Don't know, but if they also added the Hulk...

    Would they line up shortest to tallest?
  20. JediXXL Force Ghost

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    Can they also call in Al Green?

    What would you call an all green quartet?
  21. LadySith22 Force Ghost

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    Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay-gulls!
  22. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    ...sometimes served with lox.

    Why don't they just call them fishies?
  23. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    Resurrecting an old thread. Answer the question then make one of your own.

    Because fishies sound silly.

    Why has it taken us so long to re-discover some of these threads?
  24. Mother_of_the_Twins Force Ghost

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    ...because life happens, apparently.

    What has happened in your life lately?
  25. 72Princess Force Ghost

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    You don't want to know...

    Or do you, really?