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We do. Sometimes sharing a burden makes it lighter.

Want to talk it out over coffee sometime?

 

No, thank you.

So hey! Isn't it the first day of Spring??

 

Yes it's Spring..no, it's Winter.. no wait.. it's Spring again.. in a blizzard... oh, now it's sunny and 50...

Hot and cold flashes.. is Old Man Winter really a...woman???

 

Yes, and older woman. She's still hot, it just comes in flashes...

Will it still be snowing in April?

 

More than likely.

Will it still be snowing in June?

 

Of course! Just not here.

Why do people procrastinate?

 

I'll get back to you on that.

Is anyone else excited about filming our videos?

 

You need ask?

What is the meaning of life?

 

Star Wars

Is there supposed to be anything else?

 

A: Yes, that way we'll all be feline fine.

Why is there Braille on drive up ATMs?

 

So Mr. Magoo can withdraw money when he needs to. Duh!

When did I put a swimming pool on my property?

 

A) When you dug the hole.

Why are things that are not that?

 

Because they were.

Why do I want to take a nap right now?

 

To avoid working, of course!

What am I thinking about right now?

 

Ribs!!

Why did I decide to bake and decorate 8 dozen cupcakes?

 

Because 7 dozen are for amateurs.
Why can't I think of a question to write?

 

Because you're still basking in the glow of SWN.

Why do I wish we could do it all over again tomorrow?

 

Because it was so much fun!

Am I the only one who likes this game?

 

No, but I have my thoughts on where everyone is.

Will someone bring me lunch to my desk?

 

How well do you tip your waiters?

Why is the Rum gone?

 

*burp*

Sorry, was that yours?

 

Nope. I stole it from Mindy.

Who wants to share?

 

But I thought it was gone.

What is all this white stuff?

 

Call Mr. Heatmiser to get rid of it!

What is the meaning of life?

 

Coffee.

Thank you sir, can I have another?