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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Arun Dale, Mar 27, 2002.

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  1. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Yes..but would one say learning to live longer..is in a way cheating death...

    Mere postponement.

    And its not really relevant to the evolution question ....

    Get on with the god ones.
     
  2. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    How many times did I laugh earlier today as I watched Fern Britton say "pearl necklace" repeatedly on a jewellery feature on This Morning?
     
  3. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Salvation is of the Lord! Don't believe a lie, it will damn your soul.

    dreamt

    shakespere only mentions america once

    as for the stone one..If you are of the school in which god is the so-called all powerful being that brings thoughts to matter probably..

    If you are an athiest who belives western relgion was designed to control the massess probably not...

     
  4. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    took your time
     
  5. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    How many times did TTG laugh? approx the same number of pearl necklace referances..
     
  6. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    So if god is omnipotent he can create a pearl necklace so heavy that he can't lift it? Is that what you're saying? Is that your final answer, Mr Dale?
     
  7. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
     
  8. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    You're trying to catch me out here aren't you OJK??

    As far as I'm concerned god is a metaphore and not an actual physical being..Whether he can lift things heavier than himself...well that's all down to interpritation..if someone belives god to be a man with a white beard shooting rods of lightening from his backside and the arm girth of jeff capes...maybe....if he chose to do so...if you belive god is a pure energy then maybe not...

     
  9. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Madam Arun, your crystal balls are indeed powerful - ok - here's another...you may want to rub them again

    How much of a tit did Jason Donovan look with a black Frank Sidebottom hairdo and goatee? Oh - and how much did he fancy John Leslie?

     
  10. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Age has not been kind to jason..first he lost he blond hair to premature balding..then he got fat, then he took to stuffing powder up his nose...whether Jay is gay...I'd rather not comment espically after what happened to The Face...

    As for John Leslie I think he's still kicking himself for dumping Catherine Zeta Jones
     
  11. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Will the porter ever give up? (His new and impressive laydee-pulling trick, is flicking elastic bands across the office daily, in an effort to remove fronds from a pot plant)

    I've been saying encouraging things like, "WOW" and yawning a lot.

     
  12. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Its a theological paradox which I was surprised to find I was just about to bore you with the ins and outs of, before catching myself and realising it was unlikely that anybody would give a toss.
     
  13. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Has he resorted to staring at your chest and slapping your bottom yet...
     
  14. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Chest staring, yup
    Bottom slapping, nope (I'm mainly sat on it)

    Bringing me pictures of himself and family, yup
    Showing me "funny" text messages on his mobile phone daily, yup
    Telling me his willy is 4cm "on the flop", yup
    Sitting on my desk every two hours, yup.
     
  15. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Death to Smoochie!

    I have no questions. The mysteries of the universe aren't so mysterious.
     
  16. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Just go out with him. How bad can it be?
     
  17. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL

    What? You mean, dump John Merrick for the porter?
     
  18. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Who's John Merrick?

    You could always see them both
     
  19. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    John I Am Not An Animal Merrick aka The Elephant Man
     
  20. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I fail to understand how a 4cm penis would impress a lady...

    Get a restaining order..like the one I've got over Wormie
     
  21. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oh I didn't realise you was dating the Chetster (not that he's here)
     
  22. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Haven't you got The Elephant Man on DVD..apprently the region 4 is stacked
     
  23. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Can I get a restraining order to stop him collecting my post?

    EDIT: Btw - I was even more impressed by 4cm when he used a ruler to demonstrate
     
  24. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    No but have been meaning to get the R1 for ages (it has a 5.1 track over the R2 - but no chapter stops). R4 is the same as the R2 - though saying that, it is stacked for a Lynch DVD
     
  25. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Demand a paperless office

    Gav: Pick up a dictionary, find section 'S' look up word sarcasam ;)
     
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