P.Rico Ask Aunt Beru Thread!

Hi aunt i want to know if you
can get me a picture of R2D2 and
C3PO, for my album.

Sinceresly yours...

Master CorelliaN

 

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Beru Says:

Dear CorelliaN

Here you go!

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And have some blue milk too. . .

 

Jajajaja...!!!

Thank´s aunty.

I will add the picture
right now.

See you.

PSD: How can i post pictures
in this Forums...?

 

Aunt Beru messed up this post in post prod. She apologizes for the inconvinience.


She's stupid.

 

Nobody seems to remember good ol' Auntie Beru anymore. . .besides, I'm bored!

Up!

 

Does Blue Milk stay Blue if nobody drinks it? .....mabey it turns into blue cheese?... PLOP

 

Dear Bogus Babe-liscious Auntie Beru:

So here's the deal, yo. Last night I was at this bar, right? And I, like, met this cute chick and everything, 'kay? Well, after a few drinks and chats n' stuff we, like, made out and all that, a'right? And she was like talking some kinda crazy-ass mumbo-jumbo, man!

Girl said she like has to take some droid or crap like that to some old dude somewhere in the galaxy or something like that, right? I dunno if the girl was crazy or just drunk, 'kay? Thing is we are meeting again tonight, so like I dunno what to do, man, cuz she sure is a damn keeper, man! So I, like, need some advice and stuff, a'right?

By the way, when can I get a'taste of your coolness bluest milky milk, yo? Maybe I can trade in some of my stixXx for your fixXx, a'right?

-Masta-Death-StixXx-

 

Blue Chesse?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

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Beru Says:

Dear Masta-Death-StixXx

I am awfully sorry for the lag in replying to your message. Your dear aunt was busy popping the zits off Uncle Owen's back (you see, sand ca get into the boils and make the whole thing quite. . .messy.)

I would first like to ask where are you from. You sound like you are from one of the Outer Rim territories like Endor or perhaps from somewhere in the Unknown Regions, like Caguas.

My advice to you is to forget about that chick. She sounds like a double-crosser with nothing but doughnuts in her head. Wha you need is somebody that can satisfy your needs. Somebody that can make you feel like man. Somebody that can remover their teeth.

In other words, call me. 656-333-4566 in the Imperial Holonet. If a man answers, say "old fart!" and hang up.

Call me and we shall share some artistically and creatively presented blue milk!







Click here for Aunt Beru's Sandy Wisdom ©

 

Up!

 

Aunt Bery I am troubled,

Should I spend my hard-earned money on an autograph by an actor of a certain movie that only had two lines, and his face never even appears?

Att.
Rabid_Fan

 

Hi aunt,

Well i just want to ask you
if, uncle Owen and You where
Can not have childs...because
you where so old and you did´nt
have any child of your own.

And if in New Hope you looked
like you where like 60 years
old, and lukes it´s just like
18 or so...if i compare you in
Episode II you where like 25
years....How come if you where around,
43 or 45 you looked so OLD...!!!

Get my point..!!!

See you Aunt...

 

Dear Aunt:


I have a HAIR problem.
I have TOO MUCH hair, it's everywhere, even
in places that there shouldn't be hair.
Even in my tongue, I can't talk properly thanks to those stinking hairs!
PLEASE help me, I can't stand using
Odorono all over my body anymore!

 

I'm still HAIRY


Aunt Beru PLEASE!

 

Dear Beru,

I know you have been very very busy helping
others but I desperately need your help.
You see, every day at dinner time my uncle
drinks a lot of alcohol, he refuses to drink
Auntie's blue milk, and by the time he goes
to bed he is very drunk. Then he locks his
bedroom door and I listen to my auntie and
him scream at each other all night. I
hear several other loud noises that I don't
know what they are and that don't
let me sleep, and I am not being good at
farming because of this lack of sleep.
Sometimes I feel like I just want to get out
of my Uncle's house and go to the Academy,
and never come back. What should I do, Beru?

A concerned nephew,
Duke

 

Is this like, a serious thread?
Hahaha! oh, sorry this is Puerto Rico, I mean: Jajaja!

Por que esta "Ask Aunt Beru", Me gusta "Ask Yodlin Yoda Thread" Jajaja!

 

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Beru Says:

Dear Rabid_Fan

You are a geek. Get a place out of your mother's basement! And when you do call me! Auntie Beru needs some young flesh!

I gotta run, the old man has stopped snoring, that means he is going to want his metamucil soon!

Here's some blue milk for you!

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Beru Says:

Dear Master_CorelliaN



Go buy the blue milk yourself, you moocher!

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Beru Says:

Dear Ktulu_Terumo

Call me, I'm in the book.

Blue milk, a razor and old Auntie Beru...that's all you'll ever need!

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Beru Says:

Dear Duke

That sounds serious! Perhaps soon enough, a neighbor will call 911 and the stormies will arrive to give your aunt and uncle some pointers on the correct way to solve problems, like blasters and thermal detonators. Gimme your number, I'll call 911 for you and set your aunt and uncle straight!

I still say you sound familiar...bu no matter, have some more blue milk, deary!

 

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Beru Says:

Dear Larena

Yes, this is serious...and it could get deadly serious if you even think of touching any of my men...










Have some blue milk sweetheart, Auntie loves you!





Seriously!

 

Dear Aunt Beru

Have you noticed that those cookie people have stolen your sole right for blue milk? Apparently they have a magical cookie that can turn your white milk into blue milk.

What have you done about it? Are you suing the cookie company or was it your idea?


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