Ask Sam about his date last night!

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Gav Daragon, Sep 25, 2001.

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  1. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Was it really or was that what he was claiming?
  2. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    I reakon length wise his average but width..I reckon it's the same circumfrance as a tin of beans
  3. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    ere up! you were looking?!?! :p

    And whilst it's quite amusing to talk about my manhood, it's also quite unnerving!!

    ps. wrong, Arun! ;)
  4. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Yeah? Well you might have a point. If he's that wide, that explains the natural inclination he seems to have for women who are a bit...well, slimy. Lubricant. ;)
  5. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    uh hello whats going on here? :eek:
  6. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    please, ill bring me lunch up
  7. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    I wasnt looking at your bits, Sam. I was looking at Jons. Thats how I know it was really cold.
  8. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Beth's getting all dirty on us as usual... ;)

    Personally if it were bean tin sized, no wonder he's after the animals :D
  9. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    :D

    Ok, THAT was funny!
  10. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    this is utter filth if we were talking about women in such a manner we would all be banned and branded as sexist pigs....so how long are your nipples?
  11. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Normal length. Do they come in different lengths? I havent seen many girly nips in the flesh.
  12. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    I don't know. Can't say I've ever measured them.

    Guys, on the other hand, sleep with tape measures under their pillows. ;)

    So, what was this morning's measurements, Paul?
  13. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    hmmm anything from 3 to 30 mm i recon This is answer to Cass's question in case anyone was wondering LOL beth hmmm not sure I don't think it would go down to well in the office if i whipped it out to measure it
  14. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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  15. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    all this editing is getting confusing
  16. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    I went out with a girl who had freaky long nipples...it was enough to put you off your dinner i can tell you..
  17. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    I once knew a girl that could balance coat hangers on them, 1 on each they weighed 3lbs each
  18. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Well I'm just dying of curiosity.

    Ok, guys. Track down a ruler and head for the toilets. I'll await your answer. You've got 15 minutes. Ready? Set? Go!
  19. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Your nips get bigger once you've had children I think.
  20. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    She's got HBO on again...
  21. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Yeah, but no porn. :(

    Found a ruler yet, Arun? ;)
  22. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    not surprising with a little fella on 'em
  23. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    I know the size off-by-heart..Just in case an occasion like this would arise...
  24. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    And no disclosures yet....

    Time's a runnin out, boys.
  25. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    could some one pass a metre ruler please?
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