JCC Ask SLG.

Don't do it all at once. A child a day keeps the cops away.

 

That's terrible advice. After the third, a pattern would be recognized, and he'd be on his way to prison, shortly after.

 

Not unless he disguises his appearance enough and/or has help on the inside.

 

Seriously, you've got to vary the technique. Maybe sell a few to hot dog companies.

 

Point Given You can inspire a whole new spin-off!

 

Should I stay or should I go?

 

what does Darth Guy do for a living?

 

HE'S A COP YOU IDIOT.

 

Why?

 

In your plan, 'A Better Britain For Us', you claimed that you would build 88,000 million, billion houses a year in the Greater London area alone. In fact, you've built only three in the last fifteen years. Are you a bit disappointed with this result?

 

I suspect an acquaintance might be a pedo freak but have no evidence. Should I keep my mouth shut or report him to authorities?

 

In "Cell Block Tango" from the musical Chicago, which murderv is most defensible? Which is least defensible?

-Shoots Bernie after snapping his chewing gum.

-Shoots Ezekial after saying hes single but he had six wives, a mormon.

-Shoots husband aftet being accused of screwing the milkman.

-Foriegn woman, cant understand but not guilty.

-Stabbed husband after sleeping with sister while staying in hotel together.

 

What is objectivity? Why do I like it so much?

 

SLG, I'm surrounded by idiots who don't know the difference between asking for advice and just asking a question. I feel a part of the "community", and have invested a lot of time into it. I don't want to leave and feel like I've wasted the last 10 years of my life, but I don't want to stay and keep wasting it. What can I do?

 

I feel we need some brackets in the title... brackets with words inside, like, "life advice thread," for those who have difficulty with reading comprehension and following simple instructions.

 

You should cut the scales off a pineapple, attach them to needles, and shove them up your tookus.

 

I had to google "tookus"... it's a lovely word.

 

I want to go to one of those fancy rehabs. you know, where they pack me in mud while I'm detoxing and have shamanic drum fire circle every night. It's like 20,000 bucks for a month or some *****. If insurance covers it, should I go? it would mean I'd have to be a life long quitter and nobody likes a quitter.

 

FOOL OF A TOOK

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I'd just like to, again, paraphrase on the wisdom of the Prophet Lewis Black and ask that if there's some Yiddish -- like tuchus for instance -- that there are Jews who post among you and would be happy to take time out of their Jew-y, Jew-y day and spell it for you...

 

my maiden name was tuck

 

Friar?

 

lol, I see myself as more of a Fool of a Tuck

 

Bring a hollow cane and fill it with wine. Go to rehab on insurance. Done.