ask sounderwan questions about submarines

Discussion in 'Big Brother 4' started by darth_boy, Jul 16, 2007.

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  1. darth_boy Jedi Master

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    1. does it annoy you when fools say sumbarines?
    2. are the lights in the sub red? or is that only in crappy hollywood films
    3. if people are farting all day, how do you get fresh air? does the sub have to go up everyday to rid of the fartingles and stuff.

    more to follow.
  2. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    1. You're the first fool to say sumbarine to my knowledge. No. It doesn't annoy me.
    2. The lights are only red when we have no normal electricity. Otherwise, it's just normal lights.
    3. We have filters that remove undesirable smells and the like. We can go up as often as we want to for ventilating, but we don't need to. There was this one time that a guy farted so hard that he pooped himself and it stank up the entire boat (it was majorily bad--I mean like all over his poopy suit [that is really what we call it! lol!] and it was in copious amounts) When that happened, we ventilated for over an hour.

  3. GIMER Manager Emeritus

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    I remember little submarines that came in Cap'n Crunch that you would put baking soda in.
    They would go up and down until the baking soda was all gone.

    Have you tried that with your sub?
  4. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    Do they ever let you come up front and drive the boat, Bri?

    Does it annoy you when people call your sub a boat?


    -JR :)
  5. jedikitty19 Jedi Grand Master

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    do you eat sub sammiches on the sub?
  6. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    What is Atlantis really like? Is the Sub-Mariner hawt in real life?
  7. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    That's actually how all our submarines work. We drop huge Alka-Seltzer tablets into the water to give us buoyancy.

    1. I am the ship driver. It?s what I do. It?s who I am. I do far more driving than I don?t. That said, I don?t physically drive the boat. :p

    2. Nope. Subs have been called boats for longer than I?ve been driving ?em, so I?m cool with it. :)

    You do realize you?ve asked me this a total of 5 times now, right? But that?s ok, I?ll humor you anyway:

    Sub sammiches on the sub?? :eek: [face_laugh] I?ve never heard that one before!! [face_laugh] *slaps knee dramatically*

    Good one, Kitty!!!

    [face_plain]

    Umm...no.


    :p

    Atlantis is awesome! They?ve got this great casino there that I love to go to. Me and Nam (that?s Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner to you non-initiates) love to play heads-up Texas Hold? Em. And the ladies!! Wow! Except for the creepy gills, they?re absolutely perfect!


  8. darth_boy Jedi Master

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    1. have u ever had sex in a sub?
  9. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    Actually, yes. And with a woman, no less. :p

  10. darth_boy Jedi Master

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    i wont tell the wife.
    did it feel different?
  11. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    Haha. No, not really. We we in port. So it's just like having sex in a closet, really. :p

  12. darth_boy Jedi Master

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    Was Boris Becker there?
  13. darth_boy Jedi Master

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    Also I see no denial! Your poor wife :(
  14. Souderwan Force Ghost

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  15. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    Boris Becker? :confused:

    On the other subject, I can only lol. :p

  16. darth_boy Jedi Master

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    as in the tennis player/playa
    He had sex in a closet & got some chick babied.
  17. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    Ohhh... I knew who he was, but I didn't know the story about the closet thing. :oops:
  18. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    That's a good story, coming from the baby's daddy. You just wait until the DNA results come through, mister!
  19. starwarsagent Jedi Youngling

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    Can a Sub ever turn over? or is it always right side up?
  20. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    It could turn over, SWA, but it would be pretty damned hard to pull off. The center of gravity is very much at the bottom so it would take a pretty significant push to make it turn over and it would end up flipping back right side up anyway.

  21. GIMER Manager Emeritus

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    Have you ever had to fight a giant squid with harpoons?
  22. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    Not with harpoons, no.
  23. GIMER Manager Emeritus

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    They make you fight the giant squid with your bare hands?
  24. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    No. We have an emergency "In case of Giant Squid, Hull-electrify" red button when these things happen.

  25. GIMER Manager Emeritus

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    Do you get to push the red button or does someone have to open a manilla envelope with a secret code and matching keys in order to push it?
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