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Discussion in 'Big Brother 4' started by darth_boy, Jul 16, 2007.

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  1. darth_boy

    darth_boy Jedi Padawan star 7

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    1. does it annoy you when fools say sumbarines?
    2. are the lights in the sub red? or is that only in crappy hollywood films
    3. if people are farting all day, how do you get fresh air? does the sub have to go up everyday to rid of the fartingles and stuff.

    more to follow.
     
  2. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    1. You're the first fool to say sumbarine to my knowledge. No. It doesn't annoy me.
    2. The lights are only red when we have no normal electricity. Otherwise, it's just normal lights.
    3. We have filters that remove undesirable smells and the like. We can go up as often as we want to for ventilating, but we don't need to. There was this one time that a guy farted so hard that he pooped himself and it stank up the entire boat (it was majorily bad--I mean like all over his poopy suit [that is really what we call it! lol!] and it was in copious amounts) When that happened, we ventilated for over an hour.

     
  3. GIMER

    GIMER Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I remember little submarines that came in Cap'n Crunch that you would put baking soda in.
    They would go up and down until the baking soda was all gone.

    Have you tried that with your sub?
     
  4. OBIWAN-JR

    OBIWAN-JR Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Do they ever let you come up front and drive the boat, Bri?

    Does it annoy you when people call your sub a boat?


    -JR :)
     
  5. jedikitty19

    jedikitty19 Jedi Knight star 6

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    do you eat sub sammiches on the sub?
     
  6. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    What is Atlantis really like? Is the Sub-Mariner hawt in real life?
     
  7. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    That's actually how all our submarines work. We drop huge Alka-Seltzer tablets into the water to give us buoyancy.

    1. I am the ship driver. It?s what I do. It?s who I am. I do far more driving than I don?t. That said, I don?t physically drive the boat. :p

    2. Nope. Subs have been called boats for longer than I?ve been driving ?em, so I?m cool with it. :)

    You do realize you?ve asked me this a total of 5 times now, right? But that?s ok, I?ll humor you anyway:

    Sub sammiches on the sub?? :eek: [face_laugh] I?ve never heard that one before!! [face_laugh] *slaps knee dramatically*

    Good one, Kitty!!!

    [face_plain]

    Umm...no.


    :p

    Atlantis is awesome! They?ve got this great casino there that I love to go to. Me and Nam (that?s Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner to you non-initiates) love to play heads-up Texas Hold? Em. And the ladies!! Wow! Except for the creepy gills, they?re absolutely perfect!


     
  8. darth_boy

    darth_boy Jedi Padawan star 7

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    1. have u ever had sex in a sub?
     
  9. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Actually, yes. And with a woman, no less. :p

     
  10. darth_boy

    darth_boy Jedi Padawan star 7

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    i wont tell the wife.
    did it feel different?
     
  11. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Haha. No, not really. We we in port. So it's just like having sex in a closet, really. :p

     
  12. darth_boy

    darth_boy Jedi Padawan star 7

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    Was Boris Becker there?
     
  13. darth_boy

    darth_boy Jedi Padawan star 7

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    Also I see no denial! Your poor wife :(
     
  14. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  15. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Boris Becker? :confused:

    On the other subject, I can only lol. :p

     
  16. darth_boy

    darth_boy Jedi Padawan star 7

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    as in the tennis player/playa
    He had sex in a closet & got some chick babied.
     
  17. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Ohhh... I knew who he was, but I didn't know the story about the closet thing. :oops:
     
  18. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    That's a good story, coming from the baby's daddy. You just wait until the DNA results come through, mister!
     
  19. starwarsagent

    starwarsagent Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Can a Sub ever turn over? or is it always right side up?
     
  20. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    It could turn over, SWA, but it would be pretty damned hard to pull off. The center of gravity is very much at the bottom so it would take a pretty significant push to make it turn over and it would end up flipping back right side up anyway.

     
  21. GIMER

    GIMER Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Have you ever had to fight a giant squid with harpoons?
     
  22. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Not with harpoons, no.
     
  23. GIMER

    GIMER Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    They make you fight the giant squid with your bare hands?
     
  24. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    No. We have an emergency "In case of Giant Squid, Hull-electrify" red button when these things happen.

     
  25. GIMER

    GIMER Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Do you get to push the red button or does someone have to open a manilla envelope with a secret code and matching keys in order to push it?
     
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