ask sounderwan questions about submarines

I pushed it right before I left the boat.

 

Have you ever had to fight a giant harpoon?


-JR

 

Don't talk about Harpuah like that!!

 

I miss Harpoo.


-JR

 

Me too.

 

I wish to be asked more questions.

 

When you pee in a sub while in a different hemisphere, does the pee go the other way?

 

We don't pee on submarines.

 

poo?

 

Do you have all the instructions on the sub printed in different languages?

 

Not on the submarine, no.

And let the commie buggers get a look? Heck no!!

 

Do you put marks on the side of your sub for every kill, like they used to do on airplanes, in WWII?

 

Dang straight! And we write trash-talk messages on our torpedoes before we launch 'em, too!

 

Are there any submarines that are entirely manned by women?

 

I don't think women are allowed on Sub crews.

 

They would be if it were an all women crew.

 

US Subs do not have women. Period. Australian subs do. I want to move to Australia. The end.

 

Do subs have ballrooms?

 

No. We barely have room for our balls.

 

Do you guys break into singing Yellow Submarine once in a while?

 

Submarines are really alive, right? Sentient beings. They only consent to carry passengers because they get really great discounts at Macys.

 

No. But we do launch people out of torpedo tubes when they ask that question.

No. They consent because the like being full of seamen.

 

Pfft, you should totally sing that

 

*shoots Morella out of a torpedo tube*

Too bad. She was cute...

 

how often are u in a sub?