Ask StompboxX

said the wise Mr. StompboxX
...what's red kryptonite?

It's a mutated form of Kryptonite that, according to Smallville continuity, exagerrates cognitive dissonance within a Kryptonian, i.e. unleashes the boy-next-door's "inner bad boy", so to speak. It only works on Kryptonians.

Worked on me. heh heh.

so Mr. Stompie sir, what's your inner bad boy like?

 

sorry sorry sorry! double post!

 

sir sir sir mr stompboxXxy sir,

...can we see captain stormball and Cholo Fett naked so we can compare them if they really all look alike?

... but why does catain stormball have the most fans?

... why are his fans both male and female?

 

mr stompboxer sir

how do you chase a girl? how do you chase a guy?

what do you do when a girl is after you? what do you do when a guy is after you?

what do you do when the girl chasing you turns out to be a guy?

do you really do something?

 

sunburstbeat posted:

so Mr. Stompie sir, what's your inner bad boy like?

Dunno. You tell me.

 

anakiningining posted:

...can we see captain stormball and Cholo Fett naked so we can compare them if they really all look alike?

Ask them. Not me.

... but why does catain stormball have the most fans?

Because he's slim. And sexy. And the alpha male is a sure-fire hit.

... why are his fans both male and female?

Two words: universal appeal.

 

anakiningining posted:

how do you chase a girl? how do you chase a guy?

Look for your prey. Then you will your two feet to move. One step forward. Then start gaining speed. And gain more speed. Do not lose focus. Hunt him or her down. Then go for the kill.

what do you do when a girl is after you?

Ask Oneal. He'd know.

what do you do when a guy is after you?

Ask Oneal, he'd know. hehe.

what do you do when the girl chasing you turns out to be a guy?

You say, "oh! My goodness" in the typical protocol droid manner. Then you move along.

do you really do something?

It depends. If the effort is obviously futile, I don't. If there's even a slim openign given, I go for it. Last time it happened, I didn't, Because there was no point.

 

Mr. Stompboxershorts sir,

mr stopmboxxy posted:

what do you do when a girl is after you?

Ask Oneal. He'd know.

what do you do when a guy is after you?

Ask Oneal, he'd know. hehe.

... now how did i get dragged into this discussion?

do you really do something?

It depends. If the effort is obviously futile, I don't. If there's even a slim openign given, I go for it. Last time it happened, I didn't, Because there was no point.

... who decides the level of futility? do you have a chart? does it tell you if there is a point or not? does there really have to be a point? other than an innate attraction?

 

Dear Mr. Stompie,

If the Captain Stormball is the 'Balls' Alpha-male member, does that make him something like Dao Ming Sz? Will the 'Balls be singing "Oh baby baby" next convention?

Oh, and... when did you ever see Cholo Fett naked?

 

sir sir sir stompboxy sir!!

... if you are invisible, how do you know if you need to get a haircut? a shave? a bath?

... how do you sleep when you are invisible? aren;t your eyelids transparent too?

... don't you get a cold breeze around your privates when you're invisible and naked?

 

jedi_ginny wrote:

If the Captain Stormball is the 'Balls' Alpha-male member, does that make him something like Dao Ming Sz? Will the 'Balls be singing "Oh baby baby" next convention?

Someting like that, yeah. But Ah Si (it's "Si", not "Sz") being the bad boy that he is, my guess is that DARTH BALL is the Dao Ming Si equivalent.

Oh, and... when did you ever see Cholo Fett naked?

I havent, but I've seen a Stormball naked. As they say, once you've seen one, you've seen them all.

 

Oh, right. because they are clones. You indeed are wise, Master Stompie.

 

mr stompboxers sir,

... were you aroused when you saw the stormball naked?

... did it make your little wookie angry?

... if it aroused you when you saw one stormball naked, what if you saw all of them naked?

 

Dear Stompboxx

Are you real? Or are you a computer thingy majigger that is controlling us filipinos through our love of Star Wars?

 

Dear Mr. Stompbox...

Why is it that I can't get a straight answer from anyone lately?

People in SWP who are supposedly my friends, are ignoring me... why? They haven't said, "Owl, go away, we don't want to talk to you anymore", they just ignore me... and you know what? It hurts. If the people I'm referring to care about me at all, (you should all know who you are), maybe they would give me a straight answer as to why I'm suddenly "persona non-grata" and completely ignored?

People in SWP who do not like me, are playing games, making posts that may or may not be teasing, but aren't clearing anything up. If these persons are as "harmless and nice" as everyone says, why can't they give me a straight answer?

I have one more thing to say.

So what if I behaved in a way you all don't agree with. Most of you don't even have the whole story, anyway. It's life that people don't always agree... that isn't a reason to completely ostracize them and hurt their feelings.

So... if you all have something to say to me, get direct... SAY IT already. Because I deserve MUCH better treatment than this... and deep inside, you all know it.

Nightowl >8#

 

After reading quite a few of the stuff that get's posted here, I've concluded that I've got to go to one your SW Assemblies one of these days and meet you people. You all seem like a very interesting lot.

Liam

 

Dear Mr. Stompbox,

Is it okay if I laugh out loud in here since I haven't had a good one after reading through the posts for a long, long time?

Oh, oh...can I quote something from ROTJ; "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."

 

sir, why is there a contradiction in "Rogue Planet" by Greg Bear? it's been established time and time again that Bevel Lemelisk and Qwi Xux designed the Death Star, but Mr. Bear insists that Raith Seinar designed it. Why is that?

 

I will have to get back to you on that.

I'm not much of an EU person yet. heh heh.

 

Sir Stompie, I have a question...

Can we ressurrect this thread?

Can we resume asking you silly questions?

Can the JC claim their HRC-BCP already?

 

How come your title says FanForce CR?

Are you like the MMDA Pink CR?

The pink Cr looks like a box too, so is a StompBoxx similar to that?

Is a StompBoxx a pink CR too?

Or is it purple?

 

how come you're so taray when you post?

meron ka?

 

I have a feeling it's not purple nor pink... it's fucshia.

 

purple or not, what exactly happens inside a StompboXX? Anything of significance?

 

Is it okay if I laugh a wicked Sith Lord-like laugh at the 10th post above this one on this page? I forgot all about that one!