Ask StompboxX

Dear Mr. Stompie,

Why haven't you been appearing in Stormballs gigs? Have you abandoned them already?

Oops.




Dear Mr. Grand Moff Sir,

Why did you change usernames? Hehehhhh.

 

Mr. Stompie, sir... I'm hungry

feed me?

 

Ummm... Mr. Stompie...


Is it true you're making a Fan Film?

Can I star in it? kahit sa trailer lang?

 

Mr. Stompbox sir...


bakit hindi ka pa nagrereply?

you know you want to...

 

Dear Mr. Stompie,

I heard you were casting a "Mr. Kinkynobi" in your fanfilm. What director in their right mind would do that? Shouldn't you be casting Anakiningining instead? I'm sure he'd be grateful for the exposure... Really really grateful...

 

ah....may fan film in the making pala ha...
eeheheheheh

 

Sir? Would you happen to know anything about SWP's plans in the immediate future?

*wink wink*

 

Sir?


is


there


pasta


tommorrow?

 

sir stompie sir...

we know you've been online and checking the boards... but why aren't you replying to our questions?

this is the "ask stompboxx" thread, you know...

is there any other thing that we should do here?

aren't you obliged to answer these questions?

could you comprehend the disasters that would follow if ever i was really your father?

 

People of the Galactic Republic of the Philippines, I am back.


anakin_malfoy irritatingly asked:

Can we ressurrect this thread?

Surely.

Can we resume asking you silly questions?

You can try.

Can the JC claim their HRC-BCP already?

Their WHAT?

How come your title says FanForce CR?

CR stands for "City Representative". Or "Chapter Representative." I represent our group in these boards.

Are you like the MMDA Pink CR?

No.

The pink Cr looks like a box too, so is a StompBoxx similar to that?

No.

 

i saw somebody sell a lifesize stormtrooper statue for about $600, and claimed that it would be perfect to display in one's own bathroom...

for $600 would you care to stay in my bathroom?

oh, wait... i forgot, you're not a stormtrooper... you're sumthin' else... right?

 

can you stay in master kinkynobi's CR instead? he'd probably could afford the $600 too...

 

HRC-BCP means HardRockCafe-BlackenedChickenPasta...

but you already know that, didn't you?

 

did you know that you are still too taray?

maybe you could use a good kiss?

 

are we there yet?

 

if 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year... why do they have locks on their doors?

 

jedi_ginny asked:

Dear Mr. Stompie,

Why haven't you been appearing in Stormballs gigs? Have you abandoned them already?

Oops.

I categorically deny that I am a member of that infamous band of scantily-clad ex-Stormtroopers. Rumors insinuating such have no basis in fact.

 

is it true that the reason why the chicken crossed the playground is to get to the other slide?

 

Jedi Ginny asked: "Why haven't you been appearing in Stormballs gigs? Have you abandoned them already? "


You replied: "I categorically deny that I am a member of that infamous band of scantily-clad ex-Stormtroopers. Rumors insinuating such have no basis in fact. "



Well... we never said you were a Stormball... we were just asking why you aren't there when the Stormballs do appear.

Why so defensive?

Oh, would you like to see a video of the Stormballs dressing up? I think that we could verify for a fact who the stormballs are, n'est pas?

 

anakin_malfoy posted:

Mr. Stompie, sir... I'm hungry

feed me?

I believe in man's ability to help himself.

Is it true you're making a Fan Film?

Can I star in it? kahit sa trailer lang?

The fanfilm has been cast. You may, however, help out in naming the hero character.

<---this is the only time Stompboxx the advice columnist will ever smile.

 

You said: "I believe in man's ability to help himself."

So if you gave a man a fish, he will eat for a day...

what happens if you gave a Stormball a fish?


Fish tayo?

Bukas?

Pwedeng pasta na lang?

 

am i annoying?

 

why did you just smile? is there something amusing?

 

anakin_malfoy has some more questions:

Sir? Would you happen to know anything about SWP's plans in the immediate future?

*wink wink*

Yes.

Expect big things in the next few months. Do I hear New Worlds Episode 3?

You said: "I believe in man's ability to help himself."


So if you gave a man a fish, he will eat for a day...

what happens if you gave a Stormball a fish?

If the fish is a trout, he just might slap you with it.

Pwedeng pasta na lang?

Soon.

 

You said: "Expect big things in the next few months. Do I hear New Worlds Episode 3?"



but we all know about NW3... is there any other thing happening in, say... the next two weeks?